Latino Jokes

Funniest Latino Short Jokes

Short latino jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The latino humour may include short jokes also.

1. How did the Latino kill 50 people at the same time? I don't know. He must have had a locomotive.
2. A latino goes to a vending machine He gets a soda for 75c. He puts in 65c. The machine says "dime", so he whispers quiero una pepsi porfavor
3. A latino goes to buy soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65 The machine reads "dime" so he gets closer and whispers "quiero Pepsi".
4. A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge. It was a loco motive.
5. What are the odds that a Latino wins two $500,000 jackpots back to back? A million to Juan.
6. A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an uproar Especially the police, saying "They took our jobs!"
7. What do latino supremacists join? The Que Que Que.
8. Why did the latino move away from an island full of women? Too many beaches.
9. Been reading a fascinating memoir about Latino street culture. It's a collection of esés.
10. Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business? Because he had no compaDREs.

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Latino One Liners

Which latino one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with latino? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Why did the Latino girl come to class pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.
2. What did the Latino say when two houses fell on him? ..get off me homes.
3. A black man and his latino friend are in a car. Who's driving? The police.
4. What do you call a Latino who lost his car? Carlos
5. Why can't Latinos play Uno? They take all the greencards.
6. What stops a Latino from performing well in a stressful situation? His panic.
7. How many Latinos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Usually Juan
8. what's the only thing a latino has when he's scared? hispanic
9. A man failed his gay Latino literature gang initiaton He didn't do his essay
10. How many Latinos does it take to do a wax job? A Brazillion!
11. What do you call four Latinos in quicksand? Quatro Cinco
12. What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN
13. What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked? Carlos-t
14. What is a Latino's 3rd favourite dinosaur? *Terceratops*
15. What do you call a Latino with a rubber toe? Roberto

Hispanic Latino Jokes

Here is a list of funny hispanic latino jokes and even better hispanic latino puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a Latino gardener? An organic botanic Hispanic.
• What do you call a hispanic with chlamydia/gonorrhea? Latino heat!
• What are Latino women to their spouses? They are His-panic

Cheerful Fun Latino Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about latino you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make latino pranks.