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114 latinized jokes and hilarious latinized puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about latinized that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Latinized Short Jokes

Short latinized jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The latinized humour may include short jokes also.

  1. What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America.
  2. Can somebody help me translate 'orbis terrarum ad mihi' from Latin? It would mean the world to me.
  3. Polyamory is wrong! You can't mix Greek and Latin roots.
    It's either Multiamory or Polyphilia.
  4. 50% of being a lawyer is the ability to use latin phrases that people don't understand the other 50% is *ad hoc ergo propter hoc*
  5. UK: We call it "Autumn", from the French word "Automne", and later, from the Latin "autumnus". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN
  6. What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Southern zoo? The Yankee zoo will have the name of the animal and its Latin name. The Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.
  7. I'm not saying that I'm a bad driver... But when I drive, my sat nav doesn't speak, it prays in Latin.
  8. ḱley (Proto-Indo-European)-> κλίμα, κλίνω (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made.
  9. If you play a Coldplay song backwards, you'll hear a lot of creepy, Satanic chanting in Latin But if you play a coldplay song the normal way, you'll hear something much worse. A Coldplay song.
  10. For all those people that didn't know that some Latin American countries don't primarily speak Spanish... You better Belize it.

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Latinized One Liners

Which latinized one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with latinized? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. I came, I saw, I died or as we say in Latin:
    Veni, Vidi, Avicii.
  2. The professor gave me a C on my Latin exam... Aced it!
  3. I hate the misuse of Latin phrases... ...and vice versa.
  4. How do you say 'direction' in pig Latin? Hope you had a good one!
  5. What do zombies speak? Latin...Its a dead language
  6. What Language Do Trees Speak? Latin, because of all their roots.
  7. My friend said he was into Latin I said me too. Guess we have a Latin common.
  8. Mal... Is the Latin root of all evil
  9. What language did ancient Roman police speak? Pig Latin
  10. I get confused with these Latin phrases. Is it carpe tunnel or per diem?
  11. What do you call a Brazilian on a magic carpet? A latin.
  12. Polyamory is wrong. Obviously you shouldn't just mix Greek and Latin roots like that
  13. I love using Latin phrases in English And vice versa
  14. Hey, Latin isn't dead It's just Roman around
  15. What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to? Carp E.D.M.

Latinized Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about latinized you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make latinized pranks.

Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo.

Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright.


Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed:
- to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying.
- to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin.
- to be a Nobel Prize winner.
- to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time.
- he was fired "on accident."

Mitt Romney and the King of Saudi-Arabia are having a dinner party...

...the mood of the night is very good and after they spent a while talking about what new amazing things they have bought for themselves and the amount of money they managed to acquire in the past year, as well as all sorts of political matters they come to some lighter topics.
So the King says to Mitt:
"I really like parts of American culture, especially American television. My favourite show in the world is 'Star Trek'. But I only have one question about it. On the ship there are Asians, Caucasians, Africans, Latin- and Native Americans and all sorts of other people from around the world and the universe, but there are no Arabs on the ship. Why is that?"
Mitt shruggs his shoulders and replies:
"Well it is set in the future..."

A big earthquake hits the Middle East...

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East. Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured.
Iraq and Iran are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is sending troops to help. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending Supplies. New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops. The Asian continents are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the Infrastructure. Canada is sending medical teams And supplies.
GREAT BRITAIN, not to be outdone, Is sending two million replacement Muslims.

Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6?

Because even god thinks "Sextapus" sounds ridiculous.

You need to understand latin and german to understand this one

o**... o**..., quid lacus ego.

A latin joke

Titus: Markus, legistis pleiades?
Markus: pleiades quest
Titus: pleiades t**... in ore tuo.

Why was Latin afraid of h**...?

They were both dead!

My Latin is so bad, i accidentally summoned h**...'s spirit

Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb **edo** (I eat), what case should you use?

A: The om-nom-nominative.

My friend bored me when talking about Latin...

they had discussed it ad nauseam.

I asked a h**... to talk dirty to me in Latin.

She declined.

Why is it called "pig latin"?

ecausebay ronyiay

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East .

Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
Iraq, Kuwait, UAE, Saudi Arabia and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.
Latin American countries are sending clothing.
New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.

Donald Trump...

-A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.
-Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
-Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
-The rest of the world is in shock.
-Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
-Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.
-Latin American countries are sending clothing.
-New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
-The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
-Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
-President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.

Do you know why latin is a dead language?

They kept summoning demons in random conversations.

We call our new maid Non Sequitur,

...because she's Latin and she doesn't follow.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women.

They always yell: Go Chica! Go!

carpe natem

Translate it if you don't know Latin.

What did the Latin guy say after he had s**...?

Veni. Veni. Veni.

100 Latin men and 1 Muslim walk in to a gay nightclub

They dance the night away and get home safely.

Who speaks Latin?

Pedophiles

I don't understand why French is considered the language of love...

Have you heard Latin?
It's so obviously **roman**tic.

What do you call someone who has never translated Latin?

a Virgil

How do you communicate with dead people?

With Latin ^^because ^^it's ^^a ^^dead ^^language ^^^^^Sorry

What's the fastest spice in Latin America?

Coriander

If you are at a restaurant and see the Pig Latin Admiral Ackbar special, beware..

It's an app tray.

New US dollar announced today...

They've decided to change the motto. After much pressure from atheist groups, they're removing 'In God We Trust' and going back to Latin. However, 'E Pluribus Unum' sounds too foreign and reeks of socialism, so they're going with a more simple and straightforward 'Carpe v**...'.
The runner up was 'Oh God It's Trump'

With all the division in this country, I wanted to reach out...

...and tell my Latin friends "Feliz ano nuevo!"

What is the Latin word for Hipster?

*Pretentious Pretentious*

A blond is asked the definition of Politics.

She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood s**... bugs."

A Latin student asks his teacher a question.

The student asks, "What's the Latin word for 'he wears'?"
The teacher shrugs and says, "Gessit."

My Rooster Ramón

I used to have a Mexican rooster named Ramón. He liked to have s**... with anything that moved. I kept telling him that all this boning was going to kill him one day. Ramón just laughed about it and kept giving the animals the chorizo. Yesterday, I walked outside and saw Ramón lying flat on his back with dirt and dust spread across his chest. I ran to his side and said "Ramón, I told you all this b**... was going to kill you!" Ramón opened one eye, pointed to the sky, and quietly whispered in his thick Latin accent, "shhhhh buzzards!"

What language do cops speak?

Pig-Latin

Why is studying medicine easier for people from Latin America?

Because they speak Latin bruh

Latin's not dead,

Its just ROMAN around

Why does it s**... to be a Roman?

Because in Latin, s**... is only a number.

Why is Pig Latin so confusing for Canadians?

They already add "eh?" at the end of everything.

A friend of mine did not know the difference between Latin and Pig Latin

He just thought Pig Latin was what fat Italians spoke.
(This is actually a true story.)

Why does the grim reaper refuse to acquire any exhalation-based reflex from a stereotypical latin name?

It takes yawn from no Juans

Teacher: Do you know the latin word for earth?

Kids: No tell-us!

What do you call the latin children of german officers?

The esse esse

What does Jesus go by in Latin America?

How do you say "h**..." in latin?

Persona non gratis

Julius caesar once said :" I came , I saw ,I died "

Or in Latin : Veni , Vidi , Avicii

What's a Roman law enforcement officers favorite language?

Pig Latin

An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walk into a bar.

"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.
"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".
"I'll have an Americano," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"
The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for you, sir?" he asks the third man.
"I'm just wondering how I got here," the etiologist replies.

Why should you always write love notes in Latin?

It's a Romance language

My Colorado friends told me that Greeley is really gay in pig Latin...

And in reality

What do you call a Latin popstar with big n**...?

a**... Grande

There's latin 21+ remake of "Ponyo" anime

It's called Coño

I don't want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin

I mean, I'm not fluent, but I'm sure if I ever went there, I could get by.

TIL: The origin of the hokey pokey

Two Latin magicians were conjuring simultaneously when the dance appeared out of nowhere.

What's the similarity between a latin speaker and a necrophiliac?

They both appreciate a dead tongue.

I got a C in my Latin class

Perfect!

‪A friend of ours took a Latin lover

Evidently he just keeps repeating 'Amo amas amat amamus amatis amant' during s**....‬

Where do Latin prostitutes pick up customers?

Taco John's

So whats the deal with latin music artists and their obsession with those little automated vacuum cleaners?

RUMBA!