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Hilarious Fun Latin Word Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

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An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walk into a bar.

"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.
"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".
"I'll have an Americano," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"
The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for you, sir?" he asks the third man.
"I'm just wondering how I got here," the etiologist replies.

UK: We call it "Autumn", from the French word "Automne", and later, from the Latin "autumnus".

USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN

Explaining Words


Poli.....Latin for "many"
Tics....blood s**... insect

Politics

So I learned some interesting things today

I get a kick out of words and word histories, so reading up I learned the word "CENTURION" came from the old Latin word for one hundred, because they were an officer in charge of one hundred soldiers. I also learned that the term "DECIMATE" comes from a collective punishment centurions would mete out, where one out of every ten men would be executed. It seemed like there was definitely some kind of joke or word play I could make out of that, but I couldn't find any.
There was no pun in ten dead.

A blond is asked the definition of Politics.

She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood s**... bugs."

Teacher: Do you know the latin word for earth?

Kids: No tell-us!

What is the Latin word for Hipster?

*Pretentious Pretentious*

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