Latin Jokes

• Short Latin Jokes
• Latin One Liners
• Latin Language Jokes
• Latin Word Jokes
• Latin Phrases Jokes
• Latin America Jokes
• More Latin Jokes

Funniest Latin Short Jokes

Short latin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The latin humour may include short grammar jokes also.

1. What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America.
2. Can somebody help me translate 'orbis terrarum ad mihi' from Latin? It would mean the world to me.
3. Polyamory is wrong! You can't mix Greek and Latin roots.
   It's either Multiamory or Polyphilia.
4. 50% of being a lawyer is the ability to use latin phrases that people don't understand the other 50% is *ad hoc ergo propter hoc*
5. UK: We call it "Autumn", from the French word "Automne", and later, from the Latin "autumnus". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN
6. What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Southern zoo? The Yankee zoo will have the name of the animal and its Latin name. The Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.
7. I'm not saying that I'm a bad driver... But when I drive, my sat nav doesn't speak, it prays in Latin.
8. ḱley (Proto-Indo-European)-> κλίμα, κλίνω (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made.
9. If you play a Coldplay song backwards, you'll hear a lot of creepy, Satanic chanting in Latin But if you play a coldplay song the normal way, you'll hear something much worse. A Coldplay song.
10. For all those people that didn't know that some Latin American countries don't primarily speak Spanish... You better Belize it.

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Latin One Liners

Which latin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with latin? I can suggest the ones about language and linguistics.

1. I came, I saw, I died or as we say in Latin:
   Veni, Vidi, Avicii.
2. The professor gave me a C on my Latin exam... Aced it!
3. I hate the misuse of Latin phrases... ...and vice versa.
4. How do you say 'direction' in pig Latin? Hope you had a good one!
5. What do zombies speak? Latin...Its a dead language
6. What Language Do Trees Speak? Latin, because of all their roots.
7. My friend said he was into Latin I said me too. Guess we have a Latin common.
8. Mal... Is the Latin root of all evil
9. What language did ancient Roman police speak? Pig Latin
10. I get confused with these Latin phrases. Is it carpe tunnel or per diem?
11. What do you call a Brazilian on a magic carpet? A latin.
12. Polyamory is wrong. Obviously you shouldn't just mix Greek and Latin roots like that
13. I love using Latin phrases in English And vice versa
14. Hey, Latin isn't dead It's just Roman around
15. What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to? Carp E.D.M.

Latin Language Jokes

Here is a list of funny latin language jokes and even better latin language puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• English is the lingua franca of the internet, science, aeronautics, and of using Late Latin phrases concerning an extinct pre-French language to mean "universally spoken".
• Why should you always write love notes in Latin? It's a Romance language
• What's a Roman law enforcement officers favorite language? Pig Latin
• How do you communicate with dead people? With Latin ^^because ^^it's ^^a ^^dead ^^language ^^^^^Sorry
• Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
  It is now a dead language.
• What language do cops speak? Pig-Latin
• Do you know why latin is a dead language? They kept summoning demons in random conversations.
• I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin?
  It's so obviously **roman**tic.

Latin Word Jokes

Here is a list of funny latin word jokes and even better latin word puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Teacher: Do you know the latin word for earth? Kids: No tell-us!
• What is the Latin word for Hipster? *Pretentious Pretentious*
• A Latin student asks his teacher a question. The student asks, "What's the Latin word for 'he wears'?"
  The teacher shrugs and says, "Gessit."
• Explaining Words ​
  Poli.....Latin for "many"
  Tics....blood s**... insect
  ​
  Politics
• A blond is asked the definition of Politics. She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood s**... bugs."

Latin Phrases Jokes

Here is a list of funny latin phrases jokes and even better latin phrases puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• People who act all intellectually superior by ending their thoughts with a Latin phrase—- usually have no idea what they are doing. Et al.

Latin America Jokes

Here is a list of funny latin america jokes and even better latin america puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the fastest spice in Latin America? Coriander
• What does Jesus go by in Latin America?
• Why is studying medicine easier for people from Latin America? Because they speak Latin bruh

Comedy Latin Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about latin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean roman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make latin pranks.