Lasso Jokes

7 lasso jokes and hilarious lasso puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lasso that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh along with these funny and pun-filled jokes about Ted Lasso and his goofy adventures with his lasso, leash, rattlesnake, and corral. Whether you're a fan of this beloved TV character or just appreciate a good pun, you'll be sure to find something to chuckle about!

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Quirky and Hilarious Lasso Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good lasso joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Ninja Joke

Can a viking throw an axe?
Sure he can.
Can a cowboy throw a lasso?
Sure he can.
Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?

There are these two cowboys herding some Bulls,

One of them accidentally drops his lasso. The other picks it up and asks "Is this your rope?" To which the other replied, "No, this is America."

A tattered rope walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Hey, are you a lasso?"
The rope replies, "Sorry, I'm a frayed knot."

I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target d**... for lasso throwing practice.

How did I get roped into this?

Wonder Woman has a lot of equipment. A lasso, bracelets, tiara, sword, shield... I used to wonder where she gets it all, but then I remembered...


A blind man walks into Walmart...

A blind man walks into Walmart with his seeing-eye dog and makes his way to the center of the store.
Suddenly, the man picks up his dog and , like a lasso, begins to hurl the dog around over his head by its leash.
The manager, quite confused and a little concered for the dog flying around in the air, quickly runs over to the blind man.
"Sir! Is there something I can help you with?"

"Nope, just looking around."

Have you ever lassoed a bear?

No, but I'm shootin ropes in my shorts just thinking about it!

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