The Best 2 Lassies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lassies jokes. There are some lassies brogue jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lassies collies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Lassies Jokes and Puns

The other night I overheard three very hefty women talking

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached them and asked: "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched: "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied: "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.

I was at the bar the other night ...

... and overheard three very big ol' fat women talking at the bar. They all spoke with a heavy brogue accent.

I made an unfortunate assumption that their accents appeared to be Scottish… so I approached and asked, Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?

One of them angrily screeched, It's Wales… you bloody idiot! \*

So I immediately apologized…. and replied, I am so sorry! Are you three whales from Scotland?

And that's the last thing I remember.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lassies irish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lassies lass piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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