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9 lasik jokes and hilarious lasik puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lasik that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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A guy just finishes his lasik surgery and his surgeon leads him in his office to discuss the surgery...

The surgeon asks if he wants the good news or bad news first.
The man excitedly ~~replys~~ replies, "I'll take the good news first."
The surgeon tells him, "well you're about to get a new dog."

My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!!

Upvote for visibility.

Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again.

After his wife passed away, he stopped wearing his glasses. His sister saw him and exclaimed: Aww it must be so hard for you, nothing is worth seeing anymore after she's gone?

He said: What? No, I sold her jewelry and paid for a Lasik surgery.

My LASIK doctor said that if I get 2000 upvotes on this post I'll get free treatment.

Upvote for visibility.

I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it.

20/20, would do again.

Big day today my daughter and I are going to get Lasik surgery.

After that, we'll see.

I should have gotten LASIK several years ago

But I guess hindsight is 20/20

Time to invest in LASIK eye surgery

With all the people staring at the eclipse today business should be boomin tomorrow!

Lasik joke, Time to invest in LASIK eye surgery

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Lasik joke, Time to invest in LASIK eye surgery