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9 lasik jokes and hilarious lasik puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lasik that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good lasik joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A guy just finishes his lasik surgery and his surgeon leads him in his office to discuss the surgery...

The surgeon asks if he wants the good news or bad news first.
The man excitedly ~~replys~~ replies, "I'll take the good news first."
The surgeon tells him, "well you're about to get a new dog."

My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!!

Upvote for visibility.

Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again.

After his wife passed away, he stopped wearing his glasses. His sister saw him and exclaimed: Aww it must be so hard for you, nothing is worth seeing anymore after she's gone?

He said: What? No, I sold her jewelry and paid for a Lasik surgery.

My LASIK doctor said that if I get 2000 upvotes on this post I'll get free treatment.

Upvote for visibility.

I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it.

20/20, would do again.

Big day today my daughter and I are going to get Lasik surgery.

After that, we'll see.

I should have gotten LASIK several years ago

But I guess hindsight is 20/20

Time to invest in LASIK eye surgery

With all the people staring at the eclipse today business should be boomin tomorrow!

Lasik joke, Time to invest in LASIK eye surgery


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about lasik can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of lasik puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Lasik joke, Time to invest in LASIK eye surgery

Lasik joke, Time to invest in LASIK eye surgery

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these lasik jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.