Laser Tag Jokes

8 laser tag jokes and hilarious laser tag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laser tag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Laser Tag Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good laser tag joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I got banned from laser tag today.

Apparently they frown on using a knife to save ammo.

I got banned from laser tag today....

I guess they didn't like it when i used a knife to save ammo.

So...I got banned from laser tag today

Apparently you can't use a knife to conserve ammo

What do you get when you cross a church with a laser tag arena?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

So now I'm banned from going to the laser tag fun center

They said I'm not allowed to use melee attacks

Where do the boats go when they're sick?

The doc.
(I worked at a laser tag arena for 6 years and have been relayed dad jokes by offspring a many a times, this one was 4 years old)

My town has a large epilepsy hospital

Today, I wanted to do something nice for the kids: they're always so sad about not being able to do normal things. It was a $1200 investment for all of them total, but...
Who's ready for laser tag!?

Nobody wants to play laser tag with me…

They always say I get too into it when I start p**... whipping everyone.

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