Laser Pointer Jokes

8 laser pointer jokes and hilarious laser pointer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laser pointer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Laser Pointer Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good laser pointer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted.

Granted, I spelled it out on the floor with a laser pointer.

In my spare time I'm helping blind children.

This is a lot of fun, especially since I got my new 3W blue laser pointer.

Why did the cat cross the road?

The chicken had a laser pointer

A police man stopped a man with a laser pointer.

Policeman: Sir, what's the power on that laser you have there?
Man: 75.
Policeman: 75 what?
Man: Yep.

I love helping blind people in my spare time.

Especially since I got my new 3 watts laser pointer.

Someone used a cane to point out stuff instead of a laser pointer during a presentation today.

He asked for feedback on his presentation.

I said it was fantastick

My 3 watts blue laser pointer finally arrived and I played with it over the weekend.

I can no longer see why people say these devices were so dangerous.

3 gunmen died from a car c**......

... when the devil shows up, and holds up a key. He says 'I will let one of you go, if you get this key.'
The three men look at each other, and realize that if any one of them were to take it, the other two would shoot them. So they agree to have a duel - each of them can choose a weapon for the duel, and they agree to shoot at 10 paces.
'I'll take this one' said the first gunman, grabbing a large p**... with a lot of rounds.
'I want this one!' said the second, taking one with a laser pointer.
'Ummm... That one!' said the third, who grabbed a lasso.
The others stare at him in disbelief, but let hi choose it anyway.
They place the key on top of a little mound of rock, and each take 10 steps from that rock. Then the instant they do, they take aim. Not caring about the third gunman, the first gunman points his gun at the second, and the second at the first. They look viciously into each others eyes.
Then they look at the third gunman, who's disappeared with the key.

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