Laser Gun Jokes

5 laser gun jokes and hilarious laser gun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laser gun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Laser Gun Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good laser gun joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How is a church like a laser gun?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

The guns in Star Trek didnt actually shoot lasers...

They were faux-ton guns.

Where does a laser gun sit in church?

On a pew pew

3 gunmen died from a car c**......

... when the devil shows up, and holds up a key. He says 'I will let one of you go, if you get this key.'
The three men look at each other, and realize that if any one of them were to take it, the other two would shoot them. So they agree to have a duel - each of them can choose a weapon for the duel, and they agree to shoot at 10 paces.
'I'll take this one' said the first gunman, grabbing a large p**... with a lot of rounds.
'I want this one!' said the second, taking one with a laser pointer.
'Ummm... That one!' said the third, who grabbed a lasso.
The others stare at him in disbelief, but let hi choose it anyway.
They place the key on top of a little mound of rock, and each take 10 steps from that rock. Then the instant they do, they take aim. Not caring about the third gunman, the first gunman points his gun at the second, and the second at the first. They look viciously into each others eyes.
Then they look at the third gunman, who's disappeared with the key.

Why is a laser gun Vladimir Putin's weapon of choice?

Lasers are always straight.

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