Laser Eye Surgery Jokes

8 laser eye surgery jokes and hilarious laser eye surgery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laser eye surgery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cheerful Fun Laser Eye Surgery Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What is a good laser eye surgery joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

As the patient recovers from laser eye surgery, the surgeon comes in asks if they want the good news or the bad news first.

The patient excitedly replies, I'll take the good news first.
The surgeon tells them, Well, you're about to get a new dog!

Got laser eye surgery last month

Still can't fire lasers out of my eyes. Am I doing it wrong? Should I get a refund?

Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January

Can't wait to have 2020 vision.

Finally getting laser eye surgery next month

Very excited to have laser eyes.

I just got laser eye surgery and I can't help but feel cheated

Because I still can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

If Superman was a doctor, what would he specialize in?

Laser eye surgery.

What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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