Lasagne Jokes

4 lasagne jokes and hilarious lasagne puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lasagne that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Love lasagne? This article details the funniest lasagne jokes and puns around - with some featuring references to horse lasagne, ragu, fries, and broth. Get ready to be in stitches!

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Laughter Lasagne Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What is a good lasagne joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What type of cheese do you put on a Tesco's lasagne?

Maskapony cheese of course!
(British joke)

I make a mean lasagne.

It's quite average

After dinner I started to pack the dirty dishes into the dishwasher, when it suddenly started talking!

In a really dejected, pitiful voice it told me, "Don't bother pal, I'm useless. I'll never get that crusty lasagne off that pan. I'm terrible. The glassware will all have water spots by the time I'm done. I'm the worst appliance in this house!!"
I said, "What's wrong with you?!"
"Nothing, I'm a self loathing dishwasher."
Co-Written by: IveyRoney

Lasagne is the GILF of foods...

...It's got culture and good taste, but down below its just a sloppy cheesy mess.

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