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Laryngitis Jokes

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Got accosted by a bunch of guys proclaiming the end is nigh…

First one was positive for covid, the second one had laryngitis, next one a s**...'s cough and the last one had a sore t**...…
I think they were the Four hoarse men of the apocalypse.

A guy with a whimpering faint voice orders an ice cream...

Vendor asks: "Crushed nuts?"
Guy whimpers back: "No. Laryngitis."

It pains me to say it but...

...I think I might have laryngitis.

What do you call a pig with laryngitis?

DISGRUNTLED

What is a vegans worst fear?

Laryngitis.

A dwarf pony with laryngitis t**... into a bar

and mumbles something to the bartender.
"What? Speak up, I can't hear you." she says.
The pony leans in closer and says "Sorry, I'm a little hoarse."

Last week I went to the doctor's office. Before I could get a word out, she says, You have laryngitis.

I said, What does that mean?
She said, ... Never mind.

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Singers worry about catching laryngitis...

...but laryngitis worries about catching Tom Waits.

Laryngitis joke, Singers worry about catching laryngitis...

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