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Large Intestine Jokes

5 large intestine jokes and hilarious large intestine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about large intestine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Large Intestine Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good large intestine joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

It took guts to buy the new iPhone X

Specifically, both my kidneys, my pancreas, and my large intestine.

Half a large intestine...

...would be a semicolon.

What do you call a damaged large intestine?

A semicolon.

Why is anorectic sad?

Because he has a large intestine

Converting Units:


1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

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