Lara Jokes

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Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider

At the time, they were cutting edge.

"Oh no, the rubber ripped!"

\- Alissa (21 y.o.) panics and runs into bathroom
\- Alfred (24) needs new tires
\-Lara (27) now has no pony-tail
\- Ben (28) holds his mask to his face
\-David (29) watches his friend during bungee-jump

What was Lara Croft doing on the cliff?

Hanging out, mostly.

In the next Tomb Raider movie, Lara Croft will have her own private plane

It's called the Aircroft

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