Lannister Jokes

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Funniest Lannister Short Jokes

Short lannister jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lannister humour may include short stark jokes also.

1. Welcome to Lannister family mattress store! Where we push two twins together to make a king.
2. Haven't seen this one in a long time... How do you make a Lannister bed? You push two twins together to make a king.
3. What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister? They are both in bread.
4. Which Game of Thrones house does House Trump most resemble? Definitely not House Lannister, because they always pay their debts.
5. Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne? She knew her family history a little too well.
   Myrcella had two brothers.
6. Jaime Lannister doesn't get a lot of phone calls these days... Cause he only has five digits.
7. What does the recently discovered TRAPPIST-1 star with seven Earth-size planets orbiting it, and Tyrion Lannister have in common? They are both ultra-cool dwarves.
8. What do you call a Lannister pie made with Tyrion Lannister IMPanada
   Game of Thrones fans will get it
9. The smallest Lannister Q: What's the difference between Tyrion Lannister and Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign?
   A: One is a cunning runt.
10. How do you know that the Lannister's are not Greek? Because the Lannister's always pay their debts.

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Lannister One Liners

Which lannister one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lannister? I can suggest the ones about tyrion lannister and poly.

1. Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They push two twins together to make a king.
2. Why are Lannisters like beds? Push two twins together and make a king.
3. How do the Lannisters save money on new beds? They push Two twins together to make a King
4. A Stark, A Lannister and a Bolton walks into a bar. Bartender: "What's up Lady Sansa?"
5. What mattresses do Lannisters use ? They push two twins together to make a king.
6. Why do Lannisters hate turtles? Cause they can't stab them in the back
7. Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion? Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
8. [nsfw] How does Jaime Lannister heal Cercei? Elixer
9. Jaime Lannister must have been a Targaryen... ...to survive that burn from Olenna
10. What car does Tyrion Lannister drive IMPala
11. What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit? 3 Lannisters.
12. Why is Tirion Lannister called half-man? Because the other half is wit
13. How was Jaime Lannister circumcised? They kicked Cersei in the jaw.
14. What do you call Tyrion Lannister at the Hospital? Impatient
15. Which Game of Thrones family plays Call of Duty in the spare time? LANnisters

Tyrion Lannister Jokes

Here is a list of funny tyrion lannister jokes and even better tyrion lannister puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is the similarity between Trappist-1 and Tyrion Lannister ? Both of them are ultra cool dwarfs
• What's the difference between Tyrion Lannister and Hillary Clinton? Well one's a cunning runt...
• Q: How old is Tyrion Lannister? A: Peter Dinkl-age
• What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food? Shrimp.
• What does Tyrion Lannister call his g**...? Peter and Wrinklage

Lannister Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

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