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Dont challange Death to a pillow fight

...Unless you want to deal with the Reaper cushions.

What is both flaccid and rock hard at the same time?

Michelangelo's David

What do kurt cobain and Michelangelo have in common?

They both used their brains to paint a ceiling

Donald Trump was admiring the Sistine chapel

Trump : this is the bestest painting I've ever seen
Docent : yes indeed Mr. President , it was painted by Michaelangelo ..
Trump : I know the fake news media makes me look like an idiot but I'm not foolish to believe that it was painted by a freaking turtle

I had s**... with Michelangelo's David

and now they're trying to charge me with with statutory r**...

What did Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common?

They were both artists who painted a ceiling.

I already used my wishes

Me: please just one more wish
Genie: no, I said 3
Me: please
Genie: no
Me: [holding my new Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello action figures] Genie please

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