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70 lang jokes and hilarious lang puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lang that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with these hilarious Lang Jokes! From AP Lang puns to rust lang riddles to Nurse jokes, get ready for the longest list of laughs. Enjoy these lam-tastic Lang Jokes to brighten up your day!

Funniest Lang Short Jokes

Short lang jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lang humour may include short nurse jokes also.

  1. After all the sad things that happened this year, all the passings, I can't help but sing aud Lang sigh

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Lang One Liners

Which lang one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lang? I can suggest the ones about longest and language.

  1. Das ist lang... and other things my German girlfriend wont be saying tonight
  2. Did you hear about the guy who sings to deaf people? He uses an odd lang-sign.
  3. What ever happened to k.d. lang? They found her years ago at the bottom of Rikki Lake

Lang joke, What ever happened to k.d. lang?

Giggle-Inducing Lang Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about lang you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lengthy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lang pranks.

What language does gay Jesus speak?

Heblew

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic!
A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

*Rush*ian!

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language does a Jewish homosexual speak?

Heblew

What language do l**... speak?

Gaelic.

Which language do Egyptian police officers speak?

Coptic.

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

What language do Oranges speak?

Mandarin

second language

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

If someone who knows several languages is multi-lingual, someone who knows two is bilingual, what is a person who only knows one?

Average American

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

What language does a New Zealander Rabbi use to greet people?

HeyBru

What languages do pigs speak

Porktuguese

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

If you know three languages, you're trilingual. If you know two, you're just bilingual. If you know one...

...you're an American.

What language does furniture speak?

Forniture Polish.

Languages

Q: What do you call a man who speaks 2 languages?
A: Bilingual.
Q: What do you call a man who speaks 3 languages?
A: Trilingual.
Q: What do you call a man who speaks only one language?
A: An Englishman.

What Language Does a Mailman Speak?

Parcel-tongue

What language do pirates prefer programming in?

You might think they enjoy R but their true love is the C

What languages consist of numbers and letters?

4-N Languages.

What language do delivery drivers speak in the Harry Potter universe?

Parcel tongue

What language do Brazilian Geese speak?

Portuguese

What language is most commonly used in programming?

Profanity.

What language did the Viking secret service use to communicate in secret?

Norse code.

The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and...

JavaScript

What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Core-ean

The one language programmers all know

Is profanity

What language is anatomy in?

Body language.

What language does your stomach speak?

hungarian!

What langue do UPS men speak?

Parcel Tongue

What language does the moisturizer speak?

Laotian

What language is most commonly used by programmers?

v**...

What language does a black avocado speak?

AAVEcado.

What language does a southerner use to communicate with a Mexican?

Espan-*ya'll*.

What is the language of the squares?

Cuban.

What language does a Mathematician speak?

Sine Language

In some languages, a double negative carries the negation through to its target. So in "I don't have no pencil," the "no" in "no pencil" indicates what I don't have. In others, while incorrect, a double negative is a positive. But, there is no known language where a double positive is a negative.

Yeah, right.

What Language Do Trees Speak?

Latin, because of all their roots.

What language does a barista speak?

Hebrew.

What language do fish speak?

Finnish

What language is used by a deaf mathematician?

Sine language.

What language do middle eastern pirates speak?

ARRR-ABIC!!

What language do porsche drivers speak?

Porschuguese

What language do Australians speak?

ƃuɐls uosᴉɹԀ

What language has the least number of speakers?

Sign language.

What language do Somalis speak.

ARRRabic

What language does a toilet speak?

p**... mouth.

What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak?

Parceltongue

What language did ancient Roman police speak?

Pig Latin

What language do squids speak?

Inklish.
*A joke my really high bf just made, we don't know if it's been said before but here it is anyway*

What language do Asian Karen's speak?

Demandarin.

What language do postmen speak?

Parceltongue.

Languages, what are they called?

Sorry if you've seen this one before, but here it goes:
What do you call someone who speaks three languages-Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages-Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
A proud citizen of the United States of America…

I walked into a hospital ward today looking for a mate....

No staff around so I asked a patient in bed where the staff were, he said ' Some hae meat and canna eat, and some w**... eat that want it'
So I asked the next guy, he said ' But we hae meat, and we can eat sae let the Lord be thankit'
I asked the next guy and he started singing Auld Lang Syne.
I finally found a nurse and asked if I was on the psychiatric ward....
She said no, its the Burns unit.

What language do dogs speak in Spain?

...Espaniel

What language do inn keepers speak

Innglish

Language nerds

2 polyglots meet in a bar:
\- Hey, what's up, how's going these days?
\- Same old, just polishing my Finnish... and you?
\- You know me, still trying to finish my Polish.

what language do slavic painters speak

A-Cyrillic

What language is most commonly used during computer programming?

Foul Language!!!

What language do male teabags speak?

Hebrew

About Language...

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room said, "Yeah, right."

Lang joke, About Language...

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