Landscaper Jokes

31 landscaper jokes and hilarious landscaper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about landscaper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Landscaper Short Jokes

Short landscaper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The landscaper humour may include short landscaping jokes also.

  1. I managed to buy some GameStop stocks at only $8/share! It is called "GameStop Total Landscaping," right?
  2. Trump will still be president of The United States after January 20th He's having Rudy draw up the paperwork to form The United States Total Landscaping Co. as we speak!
  3. My gf told me if I trimmed my bush it would make my deck bigger She's been spending a lot of time with the landscaper so I'm guessing she learned it from him
  4. I recently hired a landscape gardener He said he couldn't help me as my garden was portrait.
  5. I think I'm going to hire the same landscaper I used last year. He was really easy to get a lawn with.
  6. I bought a new lawn mower for my landscaping company Mine just wasn't cutting it.
    I'm sorry
  7. Trump is going to make soon a major announcement Meet us again at Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot
  8. Why did the Trump Campaign book Four Seasons Landscaping? Because he ran his presidency into the ground
  9. Landscape Gardeners I've been trying to get someone to redo my garden, but i'm not having much luck.
    I've found several landscape gardeners, but mine is portrait.
  10. TIL Arthur Conan Doyle wrote a series of short stories about crimes committed by landscapers He collectively referred to them as *Holmes and Gardens*.

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Landscaper One Liners

Which landscaper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with landscaper? I can suggest the ones about gardener and florist.

  1. Where do all the New York City landscapers live? Lawn Guy Land
  2. I bet the ChatGPT servers are taking a leisurely stroll through the digital landscape.
  3. Four Seasons Total Landscaping I'm not ready to stop laughing.
  4. What's the funniest landscape? Hill areas.
  5. Two rival landscaping companies have been killing each others staff They're in a turf war
  6. How come Landscapers have huge loads? They are always edging.
  7. I fired my landscaper today. He just wasn't cutting it.
  8. A landscaper's favourite musical genre? Mow-town.
  9. What do you call a boxer who enjoys landscape gardening in his spare time? Manny Patio
  10. What would be the best way to describe the winter landscape in Westeros? Stark.
  11. Why did the landscaper get fired? He kept dropping his plants in public!
  12. I just got fired from a landscaping business by mail. They sent me a John Deere letter.
  13. Why did the king have his landscaper hanged? For planning high trees, son.
  14. What do you call a rude landscaper? a grasshole
  15. What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company? A hedge fund manager

Landscaper joke, What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

Howlingly Hilarious Landscaper Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about landscaper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean botanist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make landscaper pranks.

Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said...

"No. That's why we want to go to the moon."

I bought Pfizer years ago and was so excited to earn millions when they announced their COVID vaccine...

Oops.... Turns out I bought Pfizer Total Landscaping instead. Oh well. Maybe I could rent the place out for a news conference?

Hated the view from my yard because of the tree...

So I called a tree guy to take it down. I asked him to remove the stump, and he said "Oh I can't, you have to call a stump guy."
So I call the stump guy, he takes out the stump, and I say "Aren't you gonna fill the hole?"
He said "Oh, no, you'll have to call a landscaper for that.
So I call the landscaper, and I'm in a rush for my flight and I tell him "Just make it look pretty."
I come back from vacation, and he's planted a tree.

Landscaper joke, Two rival landscaping companies have been killing each others staff