Landscape Gardener Jokes

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I recently hired a landscape gardener

He said he couldn't help me as my garden was portrait.

Landscape Gardeners

I've been trying to get someone to redo my garden, but i'm not having much luck.
I've found several landscape gardeners, but mine is portrait.

TIL Arthur Conan Doyle wrote a series of short stories about crimes committed by landscapers

He collectively referred to them as *Holmes and Gardens*.

I hired a landscape gardener...

But he said he couldn't help me because my garden was portrait.

Asked a Landscape gardener for a quote

They said they couldn't help me as my garden was portrait

What do you call a boxer who enjoys landscape gardening in his spare time?

Manny Patio

Why do conspiracy theorists make terrible landscape gardeners?

They're too obsessed with inside jobs.

I used to be a landscape gardener.

Got my clothes too dirty so I started doing it in portrait.

I hired a landscape gardener.

He couldn't help. My gardens portrait.

Alex The Gardener

A supervisor of a landscaping business got a call from one of his workers on Friday afternoon "Hey boss, it's me Alex, I'm not feeling so good today, I've got a big headache and just don't feel well." The boss replies; "You know, when I don't feel well, I like to go to my wife and ask for s**..., then I feel much better. You should try it."
Three hours later, the boss gets a phone call from Alex; "You were right boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon! By the way, you have a really nice house!"

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