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Land O Lakes

Have you guys seen the new Land O Lakes butter packaging? They removed the Native American girl from their labels to be more politically correct.
Now that's the most American thing I've ever seen; remove the Indian and keep the land.

So I hear land of lakes butter is getting rid of the lady on the box

They are keeping the land though

If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

Two men are making breakfast.

Two men are making breakfast.
As one is buttering the toast, he says, Did you ever notice that if you drop a piece of toast, it always lands butter side down?
The second guy says, No, I bet it just seems that way because it's so unpleasant to clean up the mess when it lands butter side down. I bet it lands butter side up just as often.
The first guy says, Oh, yeah? Watch this. He drops the toast to the floor, where it lands butter side up.
The second guy says, See, I told you.
The first guy says, Oh, I see what happened. I buttered the wrong side!

Why was the umpire relieved after accidentally dropping his toast?

Because it landed Butter Up!

A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them.


The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can’t have any honey for two weeks!"
Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it.
Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can’t have any butter for two weeks!"
When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor.
The mother ran over and stomped on it.
The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?"

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