Landmine Jokes
27 landmine jokes and hilarious landmine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about landmine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Landmine Short Jokes
Short landmine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The landmine humour may include short mines jokes also.
- I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... Which was lucky, because he stepped on a Landmine.
- I wasn't very close to my father when he died... Which was good because he stepped on a landmine
- A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof.
- A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan. He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof.
- My friend decided to start an industry selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets have been going through the roof.
- Have you heard about the new landmines? They're disguised as prayer mats and prophets have gone through the roof
- I used to own a business, where I sold landmines disguised as prayer mats.. The prophets are going through the roof
- I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... ...prophets would go through the roof!
- What do you do if you step on a landmine? Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
- I've started disguising landmines as temple doormats. Prophets are going through the roof.
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Landmine One Liners
Which landmine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with landmine? I can suggest the ones about coal miner and coal mining.
- I'm glad I wasn't close to my dad when he died He stepped on a landmine
- I wasn't close to my father when he died Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine
- I've got a job defusing landmines. It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
- I wasn't close to my father when he died. Guess I was lucky, he died from a landmine.
- What is round and helps against athlete's foot? A landmine.
- If someone started selling prayer rugs on landmines prophets would go through the roof!
- Do you know why the government is important? It isn't, now have a landmine.
-Ron Swanson - Why don't landmines work on Africans? Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off
- What's cheaper than a wall? Landmines.
- Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!
- What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine.
- Chuck Norris has his legs blown apart after tripping on a landmine... He walked it off.
- What would you get if a famous French dictator stepped on a landmine Napoleon blownapart
- What does a feminist and a landmine have in common? They explode when triggered.
- What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Stepping on a landmine.
Cheeky Landmine Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about landmine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mining jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make landmine pranks.
A new doctor goes to work for a year in Cambodia, where people still get maimed from landmines left over from the Vietnam War era
In his very first day in the hospital, the doctor sees a young girl in the post-operation area. She is crying, and in a panic, she says to him, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
He looks down at the young girl, and in his best bedside manner, tells her, "That's because the doctors had to amputate your arms."
