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9 landmark jokes and hilarious landmark puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about landmark that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now.

And there's notre dame thing they can do about it.

Just recently, a multi-year project to renovate and restore London's historic landmark Big Ben was completed.

They had men working around the clock.

Today marks a very special landmark

Whitney Houston has been clean for five years

City council wanted to demolish the local clown museum.

They couldn't because it's a hysterical landmark.

Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field...

She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications.

Two Laws in the Torah were fulfilled on the same day.

For those who haven't heard, Washington State recently passed two landmark laws: "Gay marriage" and The fact that gay marriage and m**... were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:
'If a man lies with another man, they should be s**....' We just hadn't interpreted it correctly.

What happened when I lost my balance on Paris's most famous landmark?

Eiffel

At the height of the Cold War...

At the height of the Cold War, a landmark summit was convened with leaders from every province within the Soviet Union. The representatives arrived very early but the meeting was still delayed. Why?
They were all Russian, but one was Stalin
Note: made this up after being inspired by a recent joke on here.

Last time I was working in Dallas, I had picked up these two girls on Uber.

They were talking about sight seeing and various landmarks when we pulled up next to a older brick building that had huge windows at a red light. I noticed the building was empty inside, like it had been cleared and renovated but not occupied. So I pointed it out and told the girls it was the Dallas Air and Space Museum.

Landmark joke, Last time I was working in Dallas, I had picked up these two girls on Uber.

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Landmark joke, Last time I was working in Dallas, I had picked up these two girls on Uber.

Landmark joke, Last time I was working in Dallas, I had picked up these two girls on Uber.