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Landlord Tenant Jokes

13 landlord tenant jokes and hilarious landlord tenant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about landlord tenant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Landlord Tenant Short Jokes

Short landlord tenant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The landlord tenant humour may include short tenant landlord jokes also.

  1. As a landlord, the most laid-back renters I ever had were a Chinese restaurant. They were lo mein tenants.
  2. What did the landlord say to the tenant before Raksha Bandhan?
    This year, you had invited alot of sisters here so if none of them comes to tie Rakhi then make sure you vacate the flat.
  3. Did you ever hear of the landlord who played favorites? He only did maintenance for his main tenants.
  4. What do you call renters who eat a lot of noodles and ask little of their landlord? Low mein tenants.

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Landlord Tenant One Liners

Which landlord tenant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with landlord tenant? I can suggest the ones about tenants and pub landlord.

  1. Why did the landlord prefer Chinese restaurants? Because they're lo mein tenants
  2. Tenant landlord question for rental apartment in North Dakota

Landlord Tenant Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about landlord tenant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean landlord jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make landlord tenant pranks.

The new tenants

Landlord: How are the new tenants above you.
Renter: They are ok. But it sounds like they are bang on the floor every night at 1 in the morning.
Landlord: That is outrageous. I will talk to them at once.
Renter: No. It is really not that big of a deal. I am usually up then practising my trumpet.

So I was in my room and I saw a group of ten ants just running around frantically. I felt badly for them so I made a small house for them. out of a cardboard box.

This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....
Tenants

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.
I think he might have an apartment complex.

In my room

I was in my room when I saw ten ants running around frantically. I felt bad, so I made a house for them out of a cardboard box.
Technically, this makes me their landlord, which means they are my...

Tenants

So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...

Tenants