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Landfill Jokes

6 landfill jokes and hilarious landfill puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about landfill that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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The FBI made a big m**... bust recently.

The took the approximately 2 tons of w**... to a landfill and had it incinerated. However, the EPA stepped in and showed concern for the multitude of seagulls flying overhead. You know what their study discovered? That there was no tern left unstoned.

I was in the betting shop

and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named 'Landfill'. Turns out it was a rubbish tip.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Much like this sub, I'm headed to the landfill tomorrow

To repost your trash.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

In our fight against garbage and overflowing landfills, I feel like we're under-utilizing our...

...active volcanoes.

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