Land Surveying Jokes

4 land surveying jokes and hilarious land surveying puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about land surveying that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Land Surveying Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good land surveying joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The King of Slaveria fancied himself quite the Casanova

He was renowned throughout the lands for his voracious s**... appetite, and never travelled anywhere without at least a half a dozen concubines in his royal entourage. It so happened that on a voyage to survey his lands across the sea that his royal ship ran into a hurricane and sank. All were lost save the King and his Royal Jester who managed to make it to a small desert island. Well, it wasn't long before the King was at his wit's end.....

In a survey conducted in a land far far away it was found that....

6 our of 7 Dwarves are not happy

Which country likes surveys the most?


Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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