Land Rover Jokes

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In all my years working at the Land Rover factory...

I made several discoveries

Working at a Land Rover factory is so interesting

I make a new Discovery every day

I found a Land Rover whilst metal detecting today

It was a lovely discovery

So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...

...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the r**... of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?

The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser....

But still have a Landlord.....

69 years ago

both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.
Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and
Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen
Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

What do you call a dog who can't swim?

A land rover

One day people will land on Mars. Search for the rover, dust him off and give it the treatment it deserves.

A robo bro b**....

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