The Best 13 Land Rover Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Land Rover jokes. There are some land rover henchman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these land rover bur land puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Land Rover Jokes and Puns

In all my years working at the Land Rover factory...

I made several discoveries

Working at a Land Rover factory is so interesting

I make a new Discovery every day

I found a Land Rover whilst metal detecting today

It was a lovely discovery

So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...

...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the rednecks of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?

The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser....

But still have a Landlord.....


69 years ago

both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.

Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and

Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen

Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

What do you call a dog who can't swim?

A land rover

One day people will land on Mars. Search for the rover, dust him off and give it the treatment it deserves.

A robo bro blow job.

Did you hear about the guy who had a crash in his land rover autobiography?

They say the car wrote itself off

In an alternate universe, the Curiosity rover launch moments after lift-off.

As the rover exploded mid air, the broken pieces of Curiosity fell back to the face of Earth and scattered across the land. Unfortunately, a particularly sharp piece just happened to impale a cat walking about outside.

They said that Curiosity killed the cat.

I want to install a stove on my Land Rover

Then it can be a Range Rover

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I returned home late from work one night to find a 2004 Land Rover had crashed into the front of my house.

It was an awful Discovery.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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