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Nowadays, you don't run into many guys named Lance.

But in the Middle Ages, people used to be named Lancelot.

Where does Sir Lancelot go to party?

A knight club.

Lancelot and Galahad walk into a Travelodge.

Lancelot says, "We'd like a room for two knights, please."

What did King Arthur say when asked about Lancelot's betrayal?

"I don't want to talk about it, I've had a bad knight."
Bonus joke:
Why should you hire submariners?
They have experience working under pressure.

Arthur and Lancelot went to the inn and rented a room for 2 knights.

Arthur slept in a king sized bed, Lancelot took the queen.

The court jester decided to play a prank

So he got a bucket of coal dust from the blacksmith and rigged it over a doorway.
Soon enough Sir Lancelot walks up in his shiniest silver armor. He'd spent the entire morning polishing it to a mirror finish. As soon as he walks through the doorway, a trip wire dumps the bucket of coal dust over him turning his polished armor a dingy black. Needless to say he was storming mad, covered in filthy black dust.
It was a dark and stormy knight.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap.
Wakka wakka!

King Arthur

King Arthur was leaving Guinevere in care of Sir Lancelot while he left on extended buisness. He incased her nether regions with a stout chastity belt, entrusting the key to Sir Lancelot. After Arthur had proceeded a short distance down the road, Lancelot galloped up in a great hurry "King Arthur!" he exclaimed, "You gave me the wrong key!".

Why did Arthur want to use the knife Lancelot had given 5 stars?

Because it was Sir-rated.

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