Lana Jokes

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Dad, why did you and mom choose this name?

"You see Blue, its the anagram of something your mom loves as much as you"
And why is my sister called Lana ?
"For the same reason."

"Dad, why is my sister's name Esor?"

"Because your mother loves roses, her name is rose backwards."
"Thanks Dad!"
"No problem Lana."

"Dad, how did you come up with my brother's name, 'Legab'?"

"Is it a variation of 'Gabriel' or something?"
"Ah... no sweetie. As you know, your Mom loves bagels so we decided to play with that word".
"Oh... ok. Thanks, Dad!"
"You're welcome, Lana".

My mom always wanted to name her kids with the 4 same letters. There's my two sisters Lana and Nala, and then there's me...


I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen


"Dad, I've always found my brother's name a bit odd. How did you come up with the name 'Orse'?"
"Well, you see, your Mom really loves roses, but we wanted to find a more original name, so we picked an anagram instead: Orse"
"Oh, that's very cool! Thanks, Dad!"
"You're welcome, Lana"

I don't know who Lana is...

But I borrowed her thermometer and it tastes like s**....

A son ask his mother and his aunt Lana about his sister's name

Mom, why is my sister's name Cameron?"
"Well, son, your father loves romance, and Cameron is an anagram of romance. So we called her Cameron."
"Oh, that makes sense. Thanks, Mom!"
"No problem, Alan."

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