Lamps Jokes

45 lamps jokes and hilarious lamps puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lamps that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lamps Short Jokes

Short lamps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lamps humour may include short magic lamp jokes also.

  1. Dave rubs a magic lamp and the genie grants him 3 wishes Genie: what will be your first wish?
    Dave: I want to be rich
    Genie: Granted. What will be your second wish?
    Rich: I want a lot of money
  2. Why are genies always male? Well, there are female genies, but the men who find their lamp never know how to rub it just right.
  3. A man enters his house and is absolutely delighted when he discovers that someone has stolen all the lamps
  4. My Girlfriend is always covered in bruises because she doesn't listen.. I'm always like "You're about to run into that lamp!"
  5. I quit drugs, and it made everyone happy. Except for my lamp. It won't talk to me anymore.
  6. My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp, I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again.
  7. A man returns home only to find out all the lamps in his house were stolen He was delighted
  8. Jim finds a genie in a lamp The genie says "you have three wishes to make"
    Jim instantly says "I wish I were rich!"
    The genie responds, "and for your second wish?"
    Rich says "I want lots of money"
  9. My friend got offended when I insulted his broken lamp... Then again dark humour isn't his thing
  10. I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though the wife thinks it's weird.... I don't see why, I think it makes a great hat!

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Lamps One Liners

Which lamps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lamps? I can suggest the ones about bulbs and lantern.

  1. A man came home to discover that someone had stolen all his lamps. He was delighted.
  2. Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. I was delighted.
  3. A man was delighted when his home was robbed Every lamp in the house had been stolen.
  4. My boss asked me to fix the plug on his lamp... I simply refused.
  5. Somebody stole all my lamps and lights. I was very delighted.
  6. What do you call an aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie.
  7. Forrest gump finds a magic lamp he rubs it, and out pops "a Jennay."
  8. Did you hear about the criminal who stole a lamp? He got a very light sentence.
  9. Today I broke the lamp outside my neighbor's house For some reason he's delighted
  10. Seeking 1 night stand Possibly two since I have two lamps
  11. What do you call it when someone breaks magic lamps? Geniecide
  12. How many feminists you need to change a lamp? "That's not funny..."
  13. Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps? I've heard it's pretty lit.
  14. One day a man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out "I'm gay" said the genie
  15. Every Lamp In My House was Stolen I am absolutely delighted.

Lamps joke, Every Lamp In My House was Stolen

Silly Lamps Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about lamps you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean light bulb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lamps pranks.

So, this guy comes home to find his house was broken into and someone stole all his lamps.

He was delighted.

I came back home from work today only to discover someone had stolen all of my lamps.

I was delighted.

A robber went into someone's house and stole all the lamps

To his surprise, he later found the owner of said house de-lighted

A man walked into his house and was delighted...

...when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.

I came home today to find that all of my lamps had been stolen

I was absolutely delighted.

What do you called when 2 lamps have s**...?

A Flash-bang

A burglar stole all my lamps

I should be upset but I'm

I'm tired of this one night stand mentality in college...

I have multiple lamps and alarm clocks, I need at least two night stands.

What do you call an increase in the cost of magic lamps over time?


They should have called it Silence of the Lamps

It was a dark film

I think lamps don't show electricity enough respect...

They just make light of it

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

"Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it."

How many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?

It's such an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it. And besides, lightbulbs are so mainstream. Kerosene lamps are more true to my inner being.

I think lamps are my favorite furniture.

They're always brightening up my day.

My friend had one of those novelty leg lamps from the Christmas Story movie, but he lost it recently...

Now he's a lamputee

What were North Korean communists using before gas lamps?

Electric Lamps

Lampshades are just a lamps f**...!

That's all I wanted to say.... Thanks

My dad taught me to avoid lamps with burned out bulbs...

He is opinion on such shady chatacters was dim.

Did you hear about police releasing a man whose f**... was i**... with lamps and just giving him a warning?

He got off light.

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

What are American bugs attracted to?

Oil lamps

Lamps joke, What are American bugs attracted to?