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Laminate Jokes

20 laminate jokes and hilarious laminate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laminate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Laminate Short Jokes

Short laminate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laminate humour may include short jokes also.

  1. LPT: Laminate your index cards when studying. Not only does it prevent smearing, but the teardrops actually roll right off.
  2. My wife went nuts when I bought our 6 year old son a jigsaw. Well, that laminate flooring ain't going to cut itself.
  3. I lied to my wife about what I was doing. I told her I was laminating copies of my newest novel. But that was only a cover for my story.
  4. I gave my girlfriend a laminated n**... photo of myself. I told her to save it for a rainy day.

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Laminate One Liners

Which laminate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laminate? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated
  2. LPT for College: Laminate your notes so your tears roll off of them.
  3. My cheap laminated countertop just collapsed I suppose I always took it for granite.
  4. What tool do you use to inseminate a sheep? A laminator!
  5. I laminated a 4 leaf clover I found and put it in my wallet... I then lost my wallet.
  6. What do you call a secret society of people who like to laminate things? The Illaminati.
  7. If lami was name of a country would it be called a lamination?

Laminate Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about laminate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laminate pranks.

A guy picked up an amazing red-head.

She was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. Things were getting hot and heavy and he whispered in her ear, "So, does the carpet match the drapes?"
She whispered back, "It's laminate, see for yourself."
So in anticipation he slid his hand up her thigh and past her skirt. Sure enough she had wood.

A polish guy goes to have his eyes checked...

... the doctor says, "Can you read these letters?" as he stands against the wall with a laminated list, each letter getting smaller on the way down.

C
Z
H
Y
C
L
K
V
K
The Polish guy goes down the list and replies, "Of course I can read what it says--it's my cousin's last name!"