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Funniest Lamborghinis Short Jokes
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- If you had to choose between world peace and Bill Gates' fortune... What color would your Lamborghini be?
- When I was young, I set a life goal for myself: I will buy a Lamborghini at the age of 40. This year, I've finally achieved half of the goal. I turned 40.
- When I told my friends about my Lamborghini, they laughed and said it was imaginary. Jokes on them, 'cause they're imaginary, too.
- Joyriding in a Lamborghini *joyriding in a Lamborghini*
HER: No way this thing does 150
ME: Only one way to find out *puts on glasses*
*pulls over and checks Wikipedia* - Today these things happened: 1. I woke up
2. I went to 7/11
3. I won the lottery
4. I bought a Lamborghini
real order: 2,3,4,1 - I went to a car dealership last week and saw a Lamborghini that really caught my eye. I'm just waiting for my paycheck now.... So I can pay for an Uber and go see it again.
- What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a Lamborghini? One of them I don't have in my garage.
- If a genie offered you a choice between ending world hunger or getting a billion dollars What color would your Lamborghini be?
- Girl: Dad, I'm in love, Love at 2nd sight! Dad : What's Love at 2nd sight???!!!
Girl : When I saw him 1st he was buying McChicken...
When I saw him again ...... he was eating it in his Lamborghini - I was the 100 billionth visitor on a website and won a free lamborghini Apparently my credit card company thought I payed for it
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Lamborghinis One Liners
Which lamborghinis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lamborghinis? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Saw a sheep driving a car. Reckon it was a Lamb-orghini
- What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive? A Lamb-orghini!
- If sheep could drive... They'd drive Lamborghinis
- What is an Alabama fan's favorite car? The Lamborghini inSesto Elemento
- What do you call a really fast lamb? Lamborghini 😆
- here in my garage just bought this new lamborghini
- What do you get if you cross pretty spanish mussels with a Lamborghini? Benito Musselini
- Know how to say d**... in Italian? Lamborghini
Lamborghinis Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about lamborghinis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lamborghinis pranks.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
A hippy with a bicycle that has a broken chain walks on the side of a road.
A man in a Porsche pulls up next to him and offers him a ride. They try to fit the hippy's bike into the trunk of the man's Porche, but as it is a typical sports car, the trunk is too small for the bike. Then the man has an idea. He says to the hippy, "I have some rope in my trunk, you can tie it to your bike and I'll drive you along. If I'm going to fast, just honk the horn on your bike." The hippy agrees to go along with it and they ride a few miles down the rode. The man in the Porsche pulls up to a stop light next a man in a Lamborghini. They start revving their engine and a race is about to ensue. The light turns green and the man in the Porsche completely forgets about the hippy tied to his car and starts racing the Lamborghini. They're racing and start reaching 80, 90, 100 m.p.h. They pass a cop and when the cop calls the race in he says, "Dispatch you'll never believe what I just saw. I saw a Porsche and a Lamborghini racing down the road at 100 miles per hour, and a hippy on a bike honking his horn trying to pass them."
A drunk man driving a Lamborghini is pulled over...
A drunk man driving a Lamborghini is pulled over by a police officer.
As the officer approaches the car, the drunk man jumps out of the door and tries to make a run for it. The cop, furious, catches up to the drunk man and brings him back to his car.
The officer proceeds to reach into his pocket and pull out a piece of chalk, which he uses to draw a circle on the ground around the vehicle and its intoxicated owner.
After the cop obtains the drunk man's license and registration, he informs the man that he will be arrested if he takes a single step out of the chalk circle.
The cop returns to his car, when he hears the drunk man giggling in the background. He returns and tells the drunk, "If you continue laughing, I'll break your car. Shut up and keep quiet."
Not ten seconds later he hears the drunk man snickering once again. The cop takes out his club and shatters the windshield of the Lamborghini. The drunk man's laughter grew even louder.
The cop yells, "stop laughing!" as he takes out his rage on the Lamborghini even further, breaking all of its windows and batting away at the car's exterior.
The drunk's laughter increases into an uncontrollable fit, as he is practically rolling on the ground beside his mutilated Lamborghini.
At last, the cop furiously asks, "Why do you keep laughing!!?"
The drunk man stands up and says, "While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times."
Three guys are out jogging...
...and they turn a corner and are hit by a truck, killing all three.
They are then standing in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates.
St. Peter asks the first one, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?"
The first answers, "Honestly, at least twice a week, every week that I was married. I just couldn't help myself!"
St. Peter says, "We know, that's why you get a moped to ride around Heaven with."
The guy jumps on the moped and rides off.
To the next, St. Peter asks the same question.
The second answers, "While I was married, only twice did I ever cheat on my wife. I hated myself afterwards. Please forgive me."
St. Peter says, "We know. That's why you get a Cadillac to drive around Heaven with."
The guy shouts, "Woo hoo!" and jumps in the car and drives off.
Before St. Peter can say anything, the last guy holds up his hand. "From the moment I met my wife, no other women existed!"
St. Peter says, "We know, that's why you get a Lamborghini to drive around Heaven with."
The guy jumps in the car and drives off.
About a week later, the guy with the moped sees the guy with the Lamborghini sitting on the side of the road crying.
"What happened?" he asks.
"I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard!"
3 men in heaven
Three men die and go to heaven. After a while there, they meet an angel.
"There's a new policy!" he says. "Everyone gets a free vehicle! The type of vehicle depends on how good you were on Earth."
So they go to God to get there vehicle.
"Okay" God says, "John, how good were you?"
"Well, I was always good to my wife, and I went to church often." he says.
"That means you get Lamborghini!" God says, "Okay Bob, how good were you?"
"Well, I was good to my wife most of the time, and I went to church every so often" he says.
"That means you get an F-150!" God says, "Okay Jim, how good were you?"
"Well, I cheated on my wife often, and I rarely went to church." he says.
"That not even worthy of a vehicle!" God says, "Here, take this bicycle!"
So later Jim is riding his bicycle around, and he sees John crying.
"John, why are you crying?" he asks, "You got the Lambo!"
He says, "Because I saw my wife ride by on roller skates!"
Which car will you get in heaven?
Three guys are standing in heaven, their names are Greg, James, and Tony. They are at a car dealership, and an angel asks them "were you faithful to your wives?" Greg answers "yes, I never cheated on my wife." He is given a new Lamborghini. The angel then asks James if he ever cheated on his wife. He says "once, and I am ashamed to admit it." He is given a Toyota Corolla. The angel then asks Tony, and he says "yes, lots of times." He is given an old Morris Marina.
A few days later, Tony sees Greg sitting on a park bench, and Greg is crying. Tony Asks Greg "you were given a Lamborghini the other day, why are you crying?" Greg responds "I just saw my wife, they gave her a pair of roller skates."
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A man finds a magic lamp
A man finds a magic lamp while cleaning out his attic, he rubs some of the dust off of it and out pops a genie.
"I'll grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex wife will get twice as much"
Bitter about his recent divorce, the man thinks for a bit and says "Alright, I want a mansion with a triple garage."
The genie says "Here is your mansion with the triple garage, your ex wife has 2"
Next,the man says "I want a BMW, a Ferrari and a Lamborghini for my garage"
The genie says, "You now have 3 cars for your garage, your ex wife has 6"
The man gets a smile on his face as he says his last wish," I want to be beaten half to death!"
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Rich sheik's son studies abroad
The rich sheik's son is sent to Europe to study. After a month, he writes an e-mail to his father:
"Father,
I'm doing great here. My classmates are nice, the professors are great and the courses are well-structured and organized. There's one small thing though - I feel kind of embarrassed when I arrive at university in my Lamborghini every day, whereas my fellow students and even the profs come here every day with a subway train, I stick out like a sore thumb."
The next day, his father replies:
"Son,
I've transferred $100 million to your bank account. Go buy yourself a subway train, too - don't you be a disgrace to us!"
A man finds a lantern
One day a man finds a magic lantern and rubs it. To his surprise a genie comes out and offers him three wishes but with a catch, every lawyer in the world gets double of what he wishes for.
He says "I wish for a million dollars."
The genie replies, "Your wish is granted and now every lawyer has two million dollars."
The man wishes again, "Now I wish for a Lamborghini."
The genie replies, "Your wish is granted and now every lawyer has two Lamborghinis."
The man then thinks for a bit and says "You know what? I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
A Saudi Arabian prince is going to college in England
He texts his father,
"Dad, I feel weird driving my Lamborghini to school when all my classmates take a train"
His father replies;
"Son, I have transferred 500 million dollars into your account. Go out and buy a train and stop embarrassing this family"
A genie gives a man three wishes...
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appeared in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lamborghini, Ferrari and Porsche appeared. At the same time two of each car appeared outside of his boss' house.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully," and to this the man replied, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
I was asked à million dollar question today
"Is that your car that just crashed into my lamborghini ??"
My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini.
I said, "Wow, that's an amazing car!"
He replied, "If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year".
What do you get when you cross the Pope with a Lamborghini?
A Jedi. Force equals mass times acceleration.
Is it possible to wish for a nice car if you find an oil lamp?
Depends whether it's a Lamborghini.
My doctor and I decided on prescription Placebex...
To help him make his Lamborghini payment.
What's the difference between Lamborghini and Blizzard Entertainment?
Lamborghini doesn't unnecessarily make a Diablo just for your phone
What do you call a hamburger made of mutton, that is very expensive, and also very small?
a Lamborghini
Fast love
While walking down the beach a rich guy sees a gorgeous girl sunbathing and decides to approach her.
Guy: Hi, I'm Michael. I think you are absolutely stunning. Do you want to get a drink?
Girl: Oh, sorry, but I have a boyfriend.
Guy: I have a Lamborghini Veneno, few million in the bank and houses around the world.
[Girl starts crying]
Guy: Why are you crying?!
Girl: I just broke up
Lamborghini
A blondie was driving down the road with her Lamborghini. She stops at a red light.
A man walking on the sidewalk sees the car.
Man: Wow.. So beautiful!
The blonde rolled down her window.
Blonde: Are you talking about the car or me?
Man: I was talking about my reflection
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Four men are at a bar bragging about how successful their sons are
One says"my son is a successful brick layer and he bought his friend a Lamborghini just because"...the second man says"my friend is a successful real estate agent and he bought his friend a yacht just because"the third man says"my son is a great lawyer and he bought his friend a mansion just because"....their was a minute of silence and the second man asks the fourth man what his son does ...the fourth man replies"he's a gay stripper"..the third man says"oh you must be ashamed I'm sorry"which the fourth man says"not really his three boyfriends bought him a Lamborghini,a yacht,and a mansion just because"
An employee sees his boss arrive at work one day in a brand new Lamborghini.
The employee goes out to the car park and says to his boss Wow that's an amazing car! I wish I had one just like it, that must have cost you a pretty penny!
The boss stands up, looks the employee in the face and says Yes, it did. And do you know something? Next year, if you work really hard, and you do your overtime, and you save your pennies, and you do your absolute best then maybe...
The employee, mystified and excited for what comes next, says yes...
The boss looks into the employees eyes and says then maybe... I'll have another one next year.
A wealthy man had a homeless man come to his door begging for money.
The man said I'm glad to help, but its healthy to work for your money. I've got a porch out back that needs painting. All the painting supplies are ready in the garage. If you paint the porch, I'll pay you $300. The homeless man agrees and heads to the back. About four hours later he goes to the front of the house and rings the doorbell. The man answers and says let's head back and see how well you painted the porch. The homeless man says alright, and, by the way, it's not a Porsche, it's a Lamborghini.
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I bought a used Lamborghini cheap with hopes of making a quick buck. My friend offered to flip it for me.
He was as good as his word. The f**... is Thursday.
Three men die and go to heaven...
And God says,"You each get a vehicle but the amount of times you cheated on your wife,your vehicle becomes worse"
The first man cheated on his wife 8 times so he got a BMX bike.
The second man cheated on his wife three times so he got a Mercedes.
The third man never cheated on his wife so he got a Lamborghini.
A few days later,the second man who got the Mercedes goes to the one with the Lamborghini and sees that he's crying. He asks,"Why are you crying? Didn't you get the best car?"
The third man said,"I just saw my wife riding on the field with a scooter!"
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Husband:Happy Birthday Babyyyyy!!!
Wife:Aww Thankyou sweetheart, What you get me?
Husband:It was a surprise, but you remember that pink Lamborghini car you wanted so bad?
Wife:o**... o**... o**... o**...! YES YES YES YES
I'm Screaming Right Now o**...!!!
Husband:Well, I got you a toothbrush, Same color.