Lama Jokes
70 lama jokes and hilarious lama puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lama that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Lama Short Jokes
Short lama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lama humour may include short mare jokes also.
- Dali Lama said that killing for religion is unthinkable. Thanks a lot, Dali Lama… Nobody ever listens to the Dali Lama.
- Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.... Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve underage here."
- If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tabet, and a 2 L's is a beast of burden, then what is a three L Lama? A big fire in Boston
- Okay, Lama spelled with one 'L' is a holy man in Tibet. With two 'L's, a llama is a South American pack animal. So, what is a three 'L' lama?
A big fire in Boston. - There is going to be a battle royal between religious leaders I would put $20 on the Dalai Lama if I were a Tibetan man.
- The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint... The person behind the counter asks, "How can I help you?"
The Dalai Lama replies, "Can you make me one with everything?" - The Dalai Lama is working with peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently… It's the Dalai Lamas' llama dolly.
- The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop The pizza store owner asks "One with everything, your holiness?"
The Lama replies: "No I'm a vegetarian." - Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop... Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop and says: "Can you make me one with everything?"
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From an interview i saw, thought you guys would enjoy it - Today is the Dali Lamas 82nd birthday but he couldn't decide if he wanted a vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry birthday cake... ...so he decided to be made one with everything.
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Lama One Liners
Which lama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lama? I can suggest the ones about elope and lion.
- The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop "Can you make me one with everything?"
- How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments.
- Why did the Dalai Lama visit Las vegas? Tibet
- Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Because he loves Tibet.
- Why is the Dalai Lama suffering from a gambling addiction? Because he loves Tibet.
- Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama? Eggs-aisle.
- The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop.. And asked them to make him one with everything.
- What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order? one with everything
- Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet
- The Dalai Lama walked into a pizzeria He asked them to make him one with everything.
- Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Tibet
- If Christians have the Daily Bread, what do Buddhists have? The Daily Lama
- What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything
- What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? "Make me one with everything."
- What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything
Dalai Lama Jokes
Here is a list of funny dalai lama jokes and even better dalai lama puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Dalai Lama goes shopping, and he hands over a $100 bill Moments later he politely asks for his change.
"Change comes from within", said the cashier - Did you hear doritos secured an endorsement deal with the Dalai Lama? He's going to be the Chip-monk
- Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday? Because he likes Tibet.
- Why did his holiness The Dalai Lama go to the casino? Tibet.
- What pizza does the Dalai Lama order? One with everything
- The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor... And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything.
- "Who's this wise guy?" "That's the Dalai Lama, he's kind of the spiritual leader of the Buddhist people."
"Well no wonder they chose him, he's got great advice!" - What do you call Dalai Lama eating cream? Malai Lama
(Malai is cream in Hindi) - The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks... Can you make me on with everything?
*saw this one on YouTube and I have never been the same* - I don't see much point in meeting the new Dalai Lama If you've seen one you've seen 'em all
Dalai Lama Pizza Jokes
Here is a list of funny dalai lama pizza jokes and even better dalai lama pizza puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "can you make me one with everything?" After he received the pizza, he waited. "Where's my change?" "Ah, change comes from within."
- The Dalai Lama calls and orders a pizza... ...and says "Make me one with everything."
Comical Lama Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about lama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lettuce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lama pranks.
The Pope is doing a cross word with the Dalai Lama and needs a four letter word for a woman that ends with the three letters "UNT".
The Dalai Lama thinks real hard... "Four letter word.. woman... last three letters are UNT... hmmm... UNT... no... can't... wait a minute, it's 'Aunt'!
"Aunt! Of course!" laughs the Pope, "Do you have an eraser?"
Lamar Odom, after his recent troubles, decided to change careers and go into music..guess which band he joined?
The Strokes
If a one "L" Lama is a priest and a 2 "L" llama is an animal, what is a 3 "L" lama?
A fire in Brooklyn
Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?
Because Lamar Odom
What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
The vendor does and says "That'll be $5.50" and the Lama hands him a $10. After a moment, the Lama is still standing there with his hand out, and asks "Where's my change?" To which the hot dog vendor says, "Change comes from within."
My cousin from the south said we should kill every Muslim who owns a lama.
I think he is lamaphobe.
His holiness the Dalai Lama
Sent an email to Xi Jinping.
Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.
It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.
Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.
"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama
The Dalai Lama walks in to a pizza shop
He asks "Can you make me one with everything?"
He hands over $50, and the shopkeeper gives him his pizza, but no change.
"Where's my change?" asks the Dalai Lama
"Change comes from within"
A man is at the u**... when the Dalai Lama walks in and stands next to him.
The man is shocked. He then proceeds to ask, "Oh Your Holiness, may I ask of your wisdom?", the Dalai Lama replies, "Yes my son, you need to look down."
Taken aback, the man asks, "So you mean I need to look deep down into my being?", the Dalai Lama replies, "No my son, you need to look down because you're p**... on your shoes."
Dalai Lama joke
The Dalai Lama gets a job in convenience store.
A customer buys 3 bottles of water and gives him a $100 bill.
Dalai Lama: Thank you come back again.
Customer: Wait, where's my change?
Dalai Lama: Son, change comes from within.
Why did Lamar Odom give kobe Bryant a dollar?
Because Lamar Odom
This is a message for His Holiness the Dalai Lama: "Please decide my fate in future existences based on my past life behavior."
It's a ***karma***\-seeking post.
Why did the Dalai Lama pull a nickel out of his b**...?
Because change comes from within
