The Best 9 Lakers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lakers jokes. There are some lakers dodger jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lakers dunks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Lakers Jokes and Puns

Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time

But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers .

(Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. )

Ari Shaffir jokes about Kobe Bryant

Well Kobe Bryant died 23 years too late today. He got away with rape because all the Hollywood liberals who attack comedy enjoy rooting for the Lakers more than they dislike rape. Big ups to the hero who forgot to gas up his chopper...

Why do Lakers fans trim their nails with scissors?

Because they hate Clippers.

Lakers have been playing so bad..

They killed Jerry Buss


So Magic Johnson is now the President of Basketball Operations for the Lakers...

And apparently it was out of line for me to ask if he is running it on his own or if he has aids.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's chest.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Didn't realize how bad it had gotten...

The officiating in the NBA is so bad that at the end of last night's Knicks/Heat game the Lakers were declared the winner by 20 points.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lakers messi jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lakers players piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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