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Lair Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What is a good lair joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

An old Russian joke about recruitment

A wolf is going around in the forest talking to animals
Bear, you are to come at 2pm to my lair to be eaten
Yes, wolf
Fox, you are to come at 2pm to my lair to be eaten
Yes, wolf
Hare, you are to come at 2pm to my lair to be eaten
I don't want to
Very well, crossing the hare out

How did the doggy scientist get into his secret lair?

Through a Lab-bra-door.

What kind of treasure do you find in a necromancer's lair?

Cryptocurrency.

I just murdered my wife, her brother, and my best friend...

...in retrospect, I shouldn't have let them blunder into the vampire lord's lair when they were still level 1.

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