Lag Jokes
30 lag jokes and hilarious lag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you like to laugh? If so, check out this collection of hilarious lag jokes that will have you in stitches. From considering jet lag at unlikely times to finding humor in a caboose or a simulator, these jokes are sure to bring lots of laughter. Find out why they're especially meaningful during Lag BaOmer and have a good laugh today!
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Funniest Lag Short Jokes
Short lag jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lag humour may include short simulator jokes also.
- My friend told me that for minimal lag i should use an analogue connection instead of Bluetooth for my speaker system.... Sound advice.
- I got jet lag on my last trip to Paris... The French doctor prescribed me something to keep track of time: Queloratil.
- Next time you get mad at lag in a video game just remember... It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
- More Bad United Joke You know you feel jet lagged after flying on delta.. So how do you after being on United.
Really beat. - What's the difference between consoles and PC's? Doesn't matter you'll blame it on the lag anyway
- Tomatoes Momma tomato papa tomato and baby tomato are all taking a walk. Baby tomato is lagging behind so papa tomato walks over to her and says " ketchup".
- A mommy, daddy, and baby tomato A family of tomatoes are having a stroll through the park. The baby tomato starts to lag behind however, so the daddy tomato turns and yells.
"You're adopted" - 3 tomatoes are walking down the street A dad tomato, a mom tomato and a child tomato. The child starts to lag behind so, the dad walks back to him and squashes him and says "ketchup"
- Two tomatoes are crossing the street... One starts lagging behind and gets hit by a car. The other says "hey ketchup".
- A friend was blaming his controller for lag on lan I told him, "the only lag is your reaction"
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Lag One Liners
Which lag one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lag? I can suggest the ones about delay and sluggish.
- You think you have lag...? Jesus took 3 days to respawn.
- What did Jesus say to the gamers? You think your lag is bad.It took me 3 days to respawn
- Shooting video games don't make people violent The lag does
- What is a gamers explanation for first seeing the lightning and then hearing thunder Lag
- Jesus must have had really bad internet his revival lagged for 3 days
- What do call it when a flight simulator is being slow? Jet lag.
- I'm finally replacing my old wireless router... It's on its last lag.
- Haven't tried Fortnite. Always been frustrated with the lag on Brazilian online games.
- My girlfriend's mood swings and my jet lag have one common cause Period
- I have awful jet lag The WiFi on this airliner is just terrible
- What's missing in g_lag? You.
- Dad, I'm lagging Hey la
Hey lag
m dad - Do you know what hurts more in video games? Lag spikes.
- Movies use slowmotion... ...as an excuse for lag.
- I need to order faster internet then :D Lag makes you violent, not the games :D
Happy Lag Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about lag you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean console jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lag pranks.
Welcome to Australia!
A British national travelling to Australia on holiday is stopped at customs after getting off the plane. There, the customs agent asks him, "business or pleasure?"
"Pleasure," he replies.
"Anything to declare?"
"Does jet lag count?" the Brit asks with a cheesy smile. The Aussie customs agent looks up, drearily, unamused.
"Do you have a criminal history?"
Suddenly, the British man becomes concerned, and looks around nervously.
"What's wrong?" the customs agent asks.
"Oh, I'm sorry," the brit replies. "No, I don't. I didn't realise we still needed one of those"
An Australian is traveling to New York. The jet lag is a bit too much so he decides to sleep it off.
When he wakes in the morning he goes outside and almost gets hit by a taxi. The driver says "watch where your going pal! Did you come here to die?" The Australian replies " Nah mate, I got here yesterday."