Laffy Taffy Jokes
54 laffy taffy jokes and hilarious laffy taffy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laffy taffy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Laffy Taffy Short Jokes
Short laffy taffy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laffy taffy humour may include short taffy jokes also.
- What do owls say when they're introduced? Howl do you do?
- Where should you go if your dog is missing? The lost and hound.
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
- What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they sing their favorite song? Of chorus.
- Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam.
- What did the hurricane say to the island? I've got my eye on you!
- What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate? The no bell prize.
- Why do fish always sing off key? You can't tuna fish.
- On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl? 420
- Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark.
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Laffy Taffy One Liners
Which laffy taffy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laffy taffy? I can suggest the ones about candy bar and lollipop.
- What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.
- What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!
- When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather.
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
- What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom? With rep-tiles!
- What do sharks say when something radical happens? Jawesome!
- What building has the most stories? A Library!
- What do you all a fancy sea creature? Sofishticated.
- What do you call a moving nun? A Roman Catholic
- What did the cake say to the candle? You're burning my back.
- What do you call a baby with a drum? A baby boomer.
- How do bulls write? With a bullpen.
- What is thin, white, and scary? Homework.
- Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying? Because they would quack up.
Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes
Here is a list of funny laffy taffy wrapper jokes and even better laffy taffy wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink? Root beer.
- What's the best smelling insect? This was found on the back of my Laffy Taffy wrapper. The answer is deodor-ant.
Delightful Fun Laffy Taffy Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about laffy taffy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean candy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laffy taffy pranks.
What do you call a broken window?
A pain in the glass!
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What do you call a gullible vampire?
A s**...
Where do all of the ham beasts graze?
In the butter fields!
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents!
Where does Scrooge go to in New York City?
The Grumpire State Building!
What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
Add "in my pants" after a song name
Shake that laffy taffy in my pants
What did the egg say to the frying pan?
You crack me up!
Reverse joke challenge
This is a game I came up with, the rules are pretty simple:
Post a question in the form of: "What do you call an (animal) with a (object)?" And I (or someone else) will respond with a laffy taffy quality pun as a response. This creates a new terrible joke as a result!
Keep in mind these take me a long time to "solve" but I can almost always come up with a passable answer.
For example:
Q: What do you call a polar bear with a banana?
A: A peeler bear.
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Why did the bones cross the street?
They didn't, the dogs ate them.
