Laffy Taffy Jokes

88 laffy taffy jokes and hilarious laffy taffy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laffy taffy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Laffy Taffy Short Jokes

Short laffy taffy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laffy taffy humour may include short taffy jokes also.

  1. How do you cut the ocean in half? By using a seesaw.
  2. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  3. What do you call a moving nun? A Roman Catholic
  4. What did the pancake say to the baseball player? Batter up!
  5. What did the policeman say to his tummy? I got you under a vest!
  6. What did the cake say to the candle? You're burning my back.
  7. What do you call a baby with a drum? A baby boomer.
  8. Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish...
  9. How do bulls write? With a bullpen.
  10. What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.

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Laffy Taffy One Liners

Which laffy taffy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laffy taffy? I can suggest the ones about candy bar and lollipop.

  1. What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.
  2. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!
  3. How does mario talk to the dead? With a luigi board.
  4. Why was the broom late? because it overswept
  5. When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather.
  6. What kind of music to chiropractors listen to? Hip hop.
  7. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
  8. Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!!
  9. Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't, the dogs ate them.
  10. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!
  11. How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom? With rep-tiles!
  12. What do sharks say when something radical happens? Jawesome!
  13. What building has the most stories? A Library!
  14. What do you all a fancy sea creature? Sofishticated.
  15. Who took the frog's car? It was toad.

Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes

Here is a list of funny laffy taffy wrapper jokes and even better laffy taffy wrapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? The kids have to play inside.
  • What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead.
  • What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink? Root beer.
  • What's the best smelling insect? This was found on the back of my Laffy Taffy wrapper. The answer is deodor-ant.
  • Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup? Because Dracula was coffin.

Delightful Fun Laffy Taffy Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about laffy taffy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean candy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laffy taffy pranks.

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

What do you call a broken window?

A pain in the glass!

What do you call a gullible vampire?

A s**...

Where do all of the ham beasts graze?

In the butter fields!

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents!

Where does Scrooge go to in New York City?

The Grumpire State Building!

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl?


What kind of clothes to clouds wear?


Add "in my pants" after a song name

Shake that laffy taffy in my pants

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because his teacher was Haydn.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of its bark.

What did the egg say to the frying pan?

You crack me up!

What kind of horses go out after dusk?


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

How do you get an Alien Baby to sleep?

You rocket.

Reverse joke challenge

This is a game I came up with, the rules are pretty simple:
Post a question in the form of: "What do you call an (animal) with a (object)?" And I (or someone else) will respond with a laffy taffy quality pun as a response. This creates a new terrible joke as a result!
Keep in mind these take me a long time to "solve" but I can almost always come up with a passable answer.
For example:
Q: What do you call a polar bear with a banana?
A: A peeler bear.

What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer!

What did the hurricane say to the island?

I've got my eye on you!

What is thin, white, and scary?


What kind of tea is sometimes hard to s**...?


What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone is good in their field.

What did the horse say when he tripped?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up.

What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate?

The no bell prize.

Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?

Because they would quack up.

Where do hamsters go on vacation?


How do you communicate with a fish?

You drop it a line.

What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they sing their favorite song?

Of chorus.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes?

A gram c**...!

Where should you go if your dog is missing?

The lost and hound.

What has no legs but can do a split?

A banana.

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

Why did the cookie to the hospital?

He was feeling crummy.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil!

Because it's pointless!

What do owls say when they're introduced?

Howl do you do?

What room can no one enter?

A mushroom.

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