Lady Gaga Jokes

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  1. How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.
    A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it.
  2. Did you hear Sushi Restaurants are about to release a new type of roll? It is the Lady Gaga Roll, and it is served Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw
  3. Lady GaGa and the GooGoo Dolls are coming out with a children's album. It's called GooGooGaGa
  4. Why was lady gaga's romance so bad? There wasn't enough chemistry.
    (My girlfriend bet me that no one would get my joke.)
  5. No one knows what Lady Gaga is going to do during the Super Bowl... Because you can't read her poker face.
  6. What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga? I'm a really big fan.
  7. Who doesn't like Lady Gaga's wardrobe ? Her drycleaner
  8. What is the most effective way of annoying Lady Gaga? Walk up to her and po\-po\-po\-poke her face.
  9. What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song? Just Ants.
  10. Do you remember the time Lady Gaga wore a dress made entirely out of meat? I'm sure the press grilled her for days.

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Lady Gaga One Liners

Which lady gaga one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lady gaga? I can suggest the ones about lady and beautiful lady.

  1. How does Lady Gaga like her sushi? Raw, raw, raw, raw, raw!
  2. How does Lady Gaga like her steak? Raw Raw Ra-aw.
  3. How Do You Wake Up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.
  4. Guess who Lady Gaga is dating . . . Gentleman Googoo.
  5. How does Lady Gaga like her steaks? Raw Raw RaAaAw
  6. How do you make lady Gaga cry? Poker face
  7. What's Lady Gaga's favorite kind of meat? Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw
  8. How do you wake Lady Gaga up from a nap? You poke her face
  9. How does Lady Gaga prefer you cook her steak? Raw
    I will see myself out
  10. How do you get Lady Gaga attention? P-p-p-poke her face.
  11. How does Lady Gaga like her steak cooked? Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
  12. How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face
  13. What size does Lady Gaga wear? Medium rare.
  14. How do you shut lady Gaga up? You poker face.
  15. How do you make a Lady gaga? Some Bad Romance!!!

Heartwarming Lady Gaga Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about lady gaga you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pregnant lady jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lady gaga pranks.

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

What type of meat does Lady GaGa eat? Raw raw raw huh haa!

Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?

Lady Gaga Performed at the Prison today.

Might I say that the Audience were Captivated.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat?

raw raw raw raw raw

What did Lady Gaga name her baby?


Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

What do you call it when Lady Gaga gives you a rim-job?

edge of glory.

Bing Crosby

A long time ago, back in the autumn of 1952, when Bing Crosby was
filming the movie "White Christmas" in New Hampshire, the Mayor of
Nashua, NH thought it would be a great idea to have Bing visit their
fair town & present him with the key to the city on the steps of City
Hall. You know, a nice little photo op for the mayor's re-election &
way for some of the town's dignitaries to meet the Great Bing Crosby.
Now one as to remember, Bing Crosby at this time was at the peak of his singing career. He was bigger than Elvis, the Beatles, Sinatra, Lady GaGa & the Beach Boys all put together. He crossed generational lines, admired by young & old as one of the "coolest cats" in the music world.
Well, word leaked out that Bing would be in town so hundreds of
teenagers skipped school to attend the little ceremony. The
authorities were not prepared for such a large crowd, there were only a few policemen present, and things soon got out of hand. Pushing &
shoving began as the teenagers all wanted to get closer to see their hero. It soon looked like the Mayor was going to a have a riot on his hands and he was growing more frantic by the minute. All he wanted was a nice little ceremony with Bing and now he had a full fledged uprising threatening to ruin everything.
Throughout all this Bing was seated in his chair, calmly observing
what was happening. When the crowd started to push through the barricades that were set up, he had had enough. Bing got up, strolled to the microphone & said in a commanding voice, "All right, everyone cool down right now"! The rioting crowd immediately calmed down and the Mayor's little ceremony went on without a hitch & everyone went home happy.
The next day's newspaper headline read: CROSBY STILLS NASHUA YOUNG!!

What do you do when Lady Gaga oversleeps?

Poke her face!!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

Lady Gaga vs Kim Kardashian

ok what more do you expect me to say ?

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti...

If that's *pastable*

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

You kill her family.

If I've said it once, I've said it one hundred times.

I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned q**... played on a loop over and over, than listen to Lady Gaga's performance at the Grammy's again.

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

Lady Gaga joined the group Goo Goo Dolls.

They are now called Goo Goo Gaga

Why was Lady Gaga so emotional?

She wore her heart on her shoulder.

What did Lady Gaga say to her glass of squash?


My baby finally spoke her first words

She said "Google Lady Gaga"

Lady Gaga invited me to her winery and gave me several crates of dried grapes as a gift...

She said she was giving me a million raisins.

How do you irritate Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How do you get Lady Gaga to stop singing?

Poker Face.

What's Lady Gaga's favorite food?

Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!
(sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his s**... asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Call her s**... or something idk

What is Lady GaGa's favourite fruit?

Rah, rah-ah-ah-rasberry

How do you get Lady Gaga to give you head?

Poke her face *hip t**...*

What is Lady Gaga's favourite Egyptian God?

Kinda works better if someone says it to you.

Why did Lady Gaga throw the lettuce out

Cuz it was a bad romaine

Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake

A Star Is Björn

What movie does lady Gaga want to win best picture?


Lady Gaga won an Oscar?

I heard it on my radio.

how do you p**... lady gaga off?

poke her face

Do you have the Lady Gaga Oreos?

Customer: Excuse me, do you have new Lady Gaga Oreos?
Employee: I'm sorry, we only have the Cardi B ones.
Customer: What's that like?
Employee: Soggy. It's a wet-a**... cookie.

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