Ladle Jokes
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What did the chef say after he lost his favorite spoon?
I'm sad, but only a ladle.
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What do you call a soupy t**...?
o**... bin Ladle
How many autocorrects does it take to change a light bulb?
Foux! There to eat gravy, axe ladle soup
What is a yodeler's favourite kitchen utensil?
A LADLE AY HEE OOH
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A man walks into a bar
and he sees a huge amount of people milling about, waiting for the bartender to ladle out cups of red liquid from a bowl.
When the man finally gets to the counter, he asks for a double whiskey.
"Ain't got no whiskey," says the bartender. The man asks for v**..., to the same result. Same goes for gin, tequila, and r**....
Frustrated, the man throws up his hands. "Look, I walked into a bar; isn't this where you come to get alcohol?"
The bartender shakes his head and says "oh, sorry no - this is just the punch line."
Thats how they do it..
A man goes into a mental institution and talks to the doctor in charge.
He asks the doctor how a patient is actually admitted to the mental institution.
The doctor says, 'well, we send each patient into a room filled with a bathtub full of water. We then hand each patient a spoon, a ladle and a bucket, and ask them to empty the tub the fastest way possible.'
The man says, 'oh, I get it, the sane people use the bucket, since it's the biggest?!'
The doctor replies, 'no, sane people pull the plug! Would you like a window room with a view?!'
EDIT- This was my favorite joke from my Gramps.. He just passed away at 89 years young! #AmericanWarHero
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Inspection
While conducting a routine inspection, the colonel arrived at the mess hall door where he met 2 KPs with a large soup kettle.
"Let me taste that," the colonel snapped. One of the men fetched a big spoon and handed it respectfully to the CO, who plunged the ladle into the p**... and took a large mouth-full of the steaming liquid, smacking his lips critically.
Then he let out a roar that could be heard back at headquarters. "Do you call that soup?" He bellowed.
"No, sir," explained one of the KPs. "Its dishwater we were just throwing out"
A mother visits her son for Thanksgiving and is suprised to find out he has a female roommate named Jennifer.
Despite her suspicions, the two assure the mother that they are just friends. After the mom leaves, the ladle disappears. The young man emails his mother the following:
Dear Mom,
We're not saying you "did" take the ladle, we're not saying you "did not" take the ladle. All we're saying is that it's been missing since you left.
The mom replies:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. All I'm saying is if Jennifer were sleeping in her own bed, she would've found the ladle.
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