Ladies Man Jokes
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Fun-Filled Ladies Man Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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German women love me...
I'm a ladies man. I saw this fine German woman. I didn't even have to chat her up for her to hastily give me her number. It was easy to remember 999 9999.
The bible purposely leaves out the decade of Jesus' life in his 20s because he was clearly a ladies man...
I mean, he can turn water into wine, and was well hung. What do you expect!
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I hate it when people want to argue over the use and meaning of words. For example, I like to think of myself as a "ladies man."
But the jury preferred the term "r**...."
My buddy lug is a real ladies man
They love his lugnuts
Grammatically, S is a very important letter
It's the difference between being a ladies man and a lady man.
A man walks up to god and asks him, "Are you a ladies man?" God replies:
"I'm a soul man."
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A kindly old man is walking by the seaside when he sees three lovely young ladies crying their eyes out.
So he says, "Dear me, you poor things, so miserable on such a lovely day as this! Come and have a cup of tea and let's see if we can't make you feel better."
Won over by his twinkly-eyed charm, the three young ladies manage to dry their eyes and they follow him to a chintzy little seaside cafe where he orders a slice of Victoria sponge cake all round and a p**... of tea for four.
When the tea and cake arrives, he smiles sweetly and says, "Now, who's going to be mother?"
And all three young ladies burst into tears again.
How was your night?
John and Roy, two good friends, decide to go out to a bar on a Friday night and have a little fun. After a while, the two get bored and they each go their own way.
John, a bit tipsy (and a performer at heart), decides to try out in the bar's karaoke competition. To his surprise, he takes first place and wins a huge trophy!
Roy, the ladies man of the two, tries to find the most beautiful girl in the bar, and low and behold, Roy gets to talking with an absolute knockout, 10 out of 10. Things start to get serious, and eventually they head back to Roy's apartment.
The next day, the two meet back up at the same bar.
"How was your night, John?" Roy asked.
"Fantastic!" Said John. "Veni, vidi, vici, as the saying goes. I came. I saw. I conquered. What about you?"
Roy thought for a minute, and then smiled.
"What can I say? Vidi, vici, veni."
So my buddy is the best ladies man I know,
so one day at the bar I tell him, "Hey, I want to pick up someone here."
He tells me, "What you got to do is know what drink each one likes. Like for example." He points to a young looking brunette and says, "Jello Shots definitely jello shots." Then he points to an older looking woman and says, "Whiskey definitely whiskey." Then he finally points to this gorgeous blonde and he says, "Liquor definitely liquor."
And I'm like, "Lick her? I hardly know her!"
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
There lived a Jedi known as Luke Skywalker. Luke was a mighty warrior, and quite the ladies man. His use of his 'lightsaber' attracted the eye of the beautiful Princess Leah. Luke wooed the Princess, and they fell in love. All was great in the world, until Han Solo, the ex lover of Princess Leah, filled Luke in on a little secret. Princess Leah is Luke's sister! Luke was obviously distraught! Freaking out, he went to find his master, Obi Wan Kenobi. Luke said to him, "Master Obi Wan! My beautiful wife is my sister! What do I do?!"
Master Kenobi, keeping his cool, looked his apprentice in the eye and said, "Luke, use divorce."
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