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Short laden jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laden humour may include short loaded jokes also.

  1. after 3 weeks of lockdon I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
  2. Heard a vintage 2011 today. The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.
  3. A marine walks into a bar and tries to order a Bin Laden What's that? , the bartender asked
    The marine replied, two shots and a splash of water .
  4. Did you hear about the refuse collector in pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden.
  5. 6 years ago today Seal Team Six took out Bin Laden Tonight I am going to celebrate with a drink consisting of two shots and a splash of water.
  6. What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden
  7. 10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, but the US finally found Bin Laden. In his house.
  8. Customer asking Bin Laden in Bar
    Customer: "I'll have a Bin Laden, please."
    Barman: "Sir, what is dat?"
    Customer: "Two shots and a splash of water."
  9. you know some of the transports for ST-6 for the attack on Bin Laden were from Area 51? Ask any of them, they'll tell you the ride was out of this world.
  10. What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
    Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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  1. Bin Laden and Bush just started playing chess... and Bush already lost two towers.
  2. How does Bin Laden introduce himself to Germans? Ich Bin Laden.
  3. Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.
  4. What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas.
  5. There was a man who owned quite a few trash cans... He was Bin Laden.
  6. Why didn't bin laden ever eat his wife out? Every time he tried, all he saw was bush
  7. Have you heard of the new bin laden drink? It's made of two shots and a splash of water.
  8. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bin Laden
  9. Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs? In Iraq
  10. I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water.
  11. Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden.
  12. Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
    He's the Easter Bungee.
  13. What do you call a guy carrying a lot of bins? Bin-Laden
  14. What do you call a heavy trash can that tips things over? A bin Laden.
  15. What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common? They're both hide and seek champions!

Bin Laden Jokes

Here is a list of funny bin laden jokes and even better bin laden puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Bush or Bin Laden, who would win in a game of chess? Bin Laden, he still has his towers.
  • where does bin Laden keep his cd's? In iraq
  • New Channels: Bin Laden dead That's ruined the game, what do we do now it's our turn to hide?
  • Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again.
  • What happened when Bush took Bin Laden's Lunch Money? 9/11.
  • Why did Bin Laden Cross the Road? To plant an IED.
  • Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper? TWOOO PLANES!!
  • o**... Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and h**... are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy
  • What do you get when you cross h**... with o**... bin laden? Nein 11
  • What was o**... bin Laden's biggest regret as a parent? kids blow up so fast

Osama Bin Laden Jokes

Here is a list of funny osama bin laden jokes and even better osama bin laden puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out o**... Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
  • What do Trump and o**... Bin Laden have in common? They both hide underground from the American people. #bunkerboy
  • What's o**... Bin Laden's favourite dessert? Big Apple crumble.
  • What has more brains than o**... Bin Laden? The wall behind him
  • If I was in a room with h**..., o**... bin laden and stalin, I would ask you to write a letter to my mother about my mental illness
  • Why did o**... Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
  • The CIA found evidence that o**... Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans
  • As the navy seals burst into o**... bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals... "It was just a prank bro"
  • Did you hear they came out with a drink called the o**... Bin Laden? It's two shots and a splash of water.
  • I'd make an o**... bin laden joke But it's a bit of a shot in the dark
Laden joke, I'd make an o**... bin laden joke

Bin Laden And Bush Jokes

Here is a list of funny bin laden and bush jokes and even better bin laden and bush puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did Bin Laden stop having s**...? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.
  • o**...=c**... What do o**... Bin Laden and c**... have in common?
    They both irritate Bush.
  • Would would win a chess game between George Bush and o**... Bin Laden? o**.... Why? Because George already lost two towers.
  • Why didn't Bin Laden have s**... with this Five Wives? Every time he opened up their legs he saw bush.
  • Who will win in a game of chess - Bush or o**... Bin Laden? Bin Laden because Bush is missing two towers.
  • Why doesn't o**... bin Laden have s**... with his five wives?
    Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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Hilarious Fun Laden Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about laden you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lever jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laden pranks.

I'm not saying I hate you...

I'm not saying I hate you, but if I were locked in a room with h**..., Bin Laden, and you, and I had 2 bullets, I would shoot h**... and Bin Laden and then say loads of mean things about your mother.

Has enough time passed in our country that we honestly and openly talk about the good things o**... Bin Laden did for us?

You don't think he did anything good? You're wrong.
How about the fact that when you take your wife or gf to the airport, you no longer have to walk her all the way to the gate?

o**... Bin Laden had a stand up comedy special last night

it bombed

What would you call o**... bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

what did o**... bin laden do for vacation?

o**... bin laden

*ji had it coming.*
- Jimmy Carr "Big Fat Quiz 2011"

o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message

o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:-
"370H SSV 0773H." Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides and even the FBI and CIA
can't decipher it. So they ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 replies:-
"Er, tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

On a scale of Anne Frank to o**... Bin Laden, how good was my hiding spot?

How did o**... Bin Laden feed his kids (OC)

Here comes the aeroplane...

What do you call a Finnish t**...?

Finn Laden.

We now finally have proof that o**... Bin Laden is dead

He just registered to vote in Chicago

So I told h**... about 9/11

I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.
So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.
Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the conspirators who trained to fly the planes.
I saw the look on his face.
"What's the confusion?"
h**...: "But why no eleven?"

o**... Bin Laden has been having trouble thinking lately

His brain is pretty scattered right now

Did you know o**... Bin Laden was found and killed in Pakistan?

Talk Abottabad place to hide!

My brother and I were stopped at a red light

My brother and I were stopped at a red light when a landscaping truck drove past, its entire back laden with fresh green sod.
"Wow," he deadpanned. "I wish I had enough money to send my lawn out to get cut."

10 september 2001

The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."

Name, Occupation.

Donald Trump, President.
Stormy Daniels, Pornstar.
o**... bin Laden, ex-t**....
Convicted r**..., Brock Turner.
Joel Osteen - Televangelist

A man in France was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian he thought was o**... bin Laden.

Even though it was a mistake, it still ranks as France's biggest military victory.

lol jk

o**... bin laden more like o**... bin hidin

Who was the worst Eco t**... of all time?

Recycle Bin Laden.

Alex Jones dies and meets Jesus at the pearly gates.

As they are waiting to see if God will allow Alex into heaven, Jesus says:
"Alex, while we wait you can ask me any question and I will answer it".
So Alex asks him, "who planned 9/11?"
And Jesus responds "o**... Bin Laden"
Alex goes " wow, this goes higher up than I thought."

o**... bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

The US Government is having trouble finding o**...'s son.

He's bin laden low

Murphy's Car Is Stolen

Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off.  Naturally she reported the matter to the police.' What did he look like?, the sergeant asked.  'I don't know she replied, but I got the licence plate'.

Which animal killed o**... bin Laden?


What is o**... bin Laden favourite song?

It's Raining Men

If I was in a room with two bullets, h**..., o**... bin laden, and any person that sleeps fully clothed

I'd walk away, because h**... and Bin Laden are both dead and I don't have a gun.

Laden joke, If I was in a room with two bullets, h**..., o**... bin laden, and any person that sleeps fully clot

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