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- after 3 weeks of lockdon I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
- Heard a vintage 2011 today. The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.
- A marine walks into a bar and tries to order a Bin Laden What's that? , the bartender asked
The marine replied, two shots and a splash of water . - Did you hear about the refuse collector in pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden.
- 6 years ago today Seal Team Six took out Bin Laden Tonight I am going to celebrate with a drink consisting of two shots and a splash of water.
- What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden
- 10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, but the US finally found Bin Laden. In his house.
- Customer asking Bin Laden in Bar
Customer: "I'll have a Bin Laden, please."
Barman: "Sir, what is dat?"
Customer: "Two shots and a splash of water."
- you know some of the transports for ST-6 for the attack on Bin Laden were from Area 51? Ask any of them, they'll tell you the ride was out of this world.
- New Channels: Bin Laden dead That's ruined the game, what do we do now it's our turn to hide?
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Which laden one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laden? I can suggest the ones about lever and pong.
- Bin Laden and Bush just started playing chess... and Bush already lost two towers.
- How does Bin Laden introduce himself to Germans? Ich Bin Laden.
- Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.
- What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas.
- There was a man who owned quite a few trash cans... He was Bin Laden.
- Have you heard of the new bin laden drink? It's made of two shots and a splash of water.
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bin Laden
- I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water.
- Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden.
- Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee. - What do you call a guy carrying a lot of bins? Bin-Laden
- What do you call a heavy trash can that tips things over? A bin Laden.
- What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common? They're both hide and seek champions!
- Bush or Bin Laden, who would win in a game of chess? Bin Laden, he still has his towers.
- Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again.
Bin Laden Jokes
Here is a list of funny bin laden jokes and even better bin laden puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What happened when Bush took Bin Laden's Lunch Money? 9/11.
- Why did Bin Laden Cross the Road? To plant an IED.
- Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper? TWOOO PLANES!!
Hilarious Fun Laden Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about laden you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lazy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laden pranks.
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o**...=c**...
What do o**... Bin Laden and c**... have in common?
They both irritate Bush.
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I'm not saying I hate you...
I'm not saying I hate you, but if I were locked in a room with h**..., Bin Laden, and you, and I had 2 bullets, I would shoot h**... and Bin Laden and then say loads of mean things about your mother.
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Has enough time passed in our country that we honestly and openly talk about the good things o**... Bin Laden did for us?
You don't think he did anything good? You're wrong.
How about the fact that when you take your wife or gf to the airport, you no longer have to walk her all the way to the gate?
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Katie Price and o**... Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane,
but to be fair, with either one a b**... is guaranteed.
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Who are the top 3 hide and seek players?
Waldo.
o**... bin Laden
Malaysian airlines flight 370
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o**... Bin Laden had a stand up comedy special last night
it bombed
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What do o**... Bin Laden and the movie Boyhood have in common?
It took both years to shoot.
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What would you call o**... bin Laden if he became a pirate?
Sandy Hook.
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Why did Bin Laden stop having s**...?
Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.
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what did o**... bin laden do for vacation?
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o**... bin laden
*ji had it coming.*
- Jimmy Carr "Big Fat Quiz 2011"
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o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message
o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:-
"370H SSV 0773H." Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides and even the FBI and CIA
can't decipher it. So they ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 replies:-
"Er, tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
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How did o**... Bin Laden feed his kids
Here comes the aeroplane...
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o**... Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and h**... are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
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What do you call a Finnish t**...?
Finn Laden.
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We now finally have proof that o**... Bin Laden is dead
He just registered to vote in Chicago
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It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out o**... Bin Laden in Pakistan.
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
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What do Princess Kate and o**... bin Laden have in common?
They both had their back doors blown out by a guy in the navy.
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So I told h**... about 9/11
I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.
So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.
Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the conspirators who trained to fly the planes.
I saw the look on his face.
"What's the confusion?"
h**...: "But why no eleven?"
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What do you get when you cross h**... with o**... bin laden?
Nein 11
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Who's the greatest hide and go seek champion of all time?
o**... Bin Laden
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The CIA found evidence that o**... Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet
Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans
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Why did o**... Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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Why didn't bin laden ever eat his wife out?
Every time he tried, all he saw was bush
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o**... Bin Laden has been having trouble thinking lately
His brain is pretty scattered right now
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Did you know o**... Bin Laden was found and killed in Pakistan?
Talk Abottabad place to hide!
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Which was the first song about o**... Bin Laden?
Master Blaster
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Do you guys remember when o**... Bin Laden was the trend?
He was da bomb.
My brother and I were stopped at a red light
My brother and I were stopped at a red light when a landscaping truck drove past, its entire back laden with fresh green sod.
"Wow," he deadpanned. "I wish I had enough money to send my lawn out to get cut."
10 september 2001
The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."
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Name, Occupation.
Donald Trump, President.
Stormy Daniels, Pornstar.
o**... bin Laden, ex-t**....
Convicted r**..., Brock Turner.
Joel Osteen - Televangelist
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A man in France was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian he thought was o**... bin Laden.
Even though it was a mistake, it still ranks as France's biggest military victory.
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lol jk
o**... bin laden more like o**... bin hidin
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Who was the worst Eco t**... of all time?
Recycle Bin Laden.
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Alex Jones dies and meets Jesus at the pearly gates.
As they are waiting to see if God will allow Alex into heaven, Jesus says:
"Alex, while we wait you can ask me any question and I will answer it".
So Alex asks him, "who planned 9/11?"
And Jesus responds "o**... Bin Laden"
Alex goes " wow, this goes higher up than I thought."
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o**... bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
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What has more brains than o**... Bin Laden?
The wall behind him
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The US Government is having trouble finding o**...'s son.
He's bin laden low
Murphy's Car Is Stolen
Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off. Naturally she reported the matter to the police.' What did he look like?, the sergeant asked. 'I don't know she replied, but I got the licence plate'.
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I'd make an o**... bin laden joke
But it's a bit of a shot in the dark
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What do Trump and o**... Bin Laden have in common?
They both hide underground from the American people. #bunkerboy
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What is o**... bin Laden favourite song?
It's Raining Men
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If I was in a room with h**..., o**... bin laden and stalin,
I would ask you to write a letter to my mother about my mental illness
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If I was in a room with two bullets, h**..., o**... bin laden, and any person that sleeps fully clothed
I'd walk away, because h**... and Bin Laden are both dead and I don't have a gun.
