Laden Jokes

Funniest Laden Short Jokes

Short laden jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laden humour may include short loaded jokes also.

1. after 3 weeks of lockdon I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
2. Heard a vintage 2011 today. The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.
   
3. A marine walks into a bar and tries to order a Bin Laden What's that? , the bartender asked
   The marine replied, two shots and a splash of water .
4. Did you hear about the refuse collector in pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden.
5. 6 years ago today Seal Team Six took out Bin Laden Tonight I am going to celebrate with a drink consisting of two shots and a splash of water.
6. What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden
7. 10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, but the US finally found Bin Laden. In his house.
8. Customer asking Bin Laden in Bar
   Customer: "I'll have a Bin Laden, please."
   Barman: "Sir, what is dat?"
   Customer: "Two shots and a splash of water."
   
9. you know some of the transports for ST-6 for the attack on Bin Laden were from Area 51? Ask any of them, they'll tell you the ride was out of this world.
10. What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
    Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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Laden One Liners

Which laden one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laden? I can suggest the ones about ling and lean.

1. Bin Laden and Bush just started playing chess... and Bush already lost two towers.
2. How does Bin Laden introduce himself to Germans? Ich Bin Laden.
3. Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.
4. What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas.
5. There was a man who owned quite a few trash cans... He was Bin Laden.
6. Why didn't bin laden ever eat his wife out? Every time he tried, all he saw was bush
7. Have you heard of the new bin laden drink? It's made of two shots and a splash of water.
8. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bin Laden
9. Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs? In Iraq
10. I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water.
11. Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden.
12. Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
    He's the Easter Bungee.
13. What do you call a guy carrying a lot of bins? Bin-Laden
14. What do you call a heavy trash can that tips things over? A bin Laden.
15. What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common? They're both hide and seek champions!

Bin Laden Jokes

Here is a list of funny bin laden jokes and even better bin laden puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bush or Bin Laden, who would win in a game of chess? Bin Laden, he still has his towers.
• where does bin Laden keep his cd's? In iraq
• New Channels: Bin Laden dead That's ruined the game, what do we do now it's our turn to hide?
• Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again.
• What happened when Bush took Bin Laden's Lunch Money? 9/11.
• Why did Bin Laden Cross the Road? To plant an IED.
• Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper? TWOOO PLANES!!
• o**... Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and h**... are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy
• What do you get when you cross h**... with o**... bin laden? Nein 11
• What was o**... bin Laden's biggest regret as a parent? kids blow up so fast

Osama Bin Laden Jokes

Here is a list of funny osama bin laden jokes and even better osama bin laden puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out o**... Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
• What do Trump and o**... Bin Laden have in common? They both hide underground from the American people. #bunkerboy
• What's o**... Bin Laden's favourite dessert? Big Apple crumble.
• What has more brains than o**... Bin Laden? The wall behind him
• If I was in a room with h**..., o**... bin laden and stalin, I would ask you to write a letter to my mother about my mental illness
• Why did o**... Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
• The CIA found evidence that o**... Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans
• As the navy seals burst into o**... bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals... "It was just a prank bro"
• Did you hear they came out with a drink called the o**... Bin Laden? It's two shots and a splash of water.
• I'd make an o**... bin laden joke But it's a bit of a shot in the dark

Bin Laden And Bush Jokes

Here is a list of funny bin laden and bush jokes and even better bin laden and bush puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Bin Laden stop having s**...? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.
• o**...=c**... What do o**... Bin Laden and c**... have in common?
  They both irritate Bush.
• Would would win a chess game between George Bush and o**... Bin Laden? o**.... Why? Because George already lost two towers.
• Why didn't Bin Laden have s**... with this Five Wives? Every time he opened up their legs he saw bush.
• Who will win in a game of chess - Bush or o**... Bin Laden? Bin Laden because Bush is missing two towers.
• Why doesn't o**... bin Laden have s**... with his five wives?
  Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

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