ladder Jokes

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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon...

"Well" he said, "it could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door.

Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we toss for it."

"And he won?" I said.

"Well, no" he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder. The twat."

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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two.

One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis..*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*

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I'll never forget my grandfather's last words

"Stop shaking the ladder, you little cunt!"

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I'll never forget my grandfather's last words

Stop shaking the ladder, you little bastard!

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I'll never forget my grandfather's last words...

"Stop shaking the goddamn ladder you little shit!"

Oh grandpa.

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I'll never forget my grandfather's last words..

"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"

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I'll never forget my uncles last words to me...

"Dont shake the ladder you little shit"

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What's the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?

The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.

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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the lightbulb, and the other to hold the penis -- LADDER. I meant ladder.

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Everyone is trying to climb the ladder to success

And at the top is a guy named Sess, having the time of his life.

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I'll never forget my uncle's last words.

"Quit shaking the ladder you little cunt!"

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A man was walking down the street when he heard a distant voice say, "Climb the ladder to success."

The man then noticed a ladder leaning up against the building to his right. Again, he heard the voice: "Climb the ladder to success." The man shrugged and began to climb. The voice kept repeating itself and grew louder as the man approached the top. "Climb the ladder to success." Finally, the man reached the top of the building, where he found a fully naked man. "Hi, I'm Sess."

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I have a stepladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

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I have a stepladder...

...because my real ladder left when I was a kid.

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I will never forget my grandpas last words.

"Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"

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I'll never forget what my grandpa said to me just before he died...

"are you still holding the ladder?"

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my penisβ€”I mean my motherβ€”I mean the ladder.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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Two drunks are crawling on the railroad.

One says "I'm tired of climbing this ladder, when's our floor already?"

"No worries, I see an elevator coming."

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Il never forget my grandfathers final words.

"Stop shaking the ladder you cunt"

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Everyone is panicking about the stock markets....

But the 31 foot mexican ladder company I invested in is surging.

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I never forgot the last words grampa said to me

"Stop shaking the ladder you stupid cunt!"

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Help! I'm stuck on Rick Astley's roof

He took away the ladder and said he is never gonna let me down.

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A corporate ladder...

is much like a tree full of monkeys. They're all trying to climb to the top and taking shits on the people below them. But more so, the monkeys on top look down and see nothing but shitheads and the ones on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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I have a step ladder

I never met my real ladder .

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I have a step ladder

its a nice ladder, but I wish I knew my real ladder.

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I'll never forget my dad's last words

Stop shaking the ladder you little shit!

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How many Freudian psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

2, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis, I mean father, I mean LADDER!

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I fell off of a 20 foot ladder today at work.

Thankfully I was on the bottom step.

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I was at the hardware store, and an employee asked me if I wanted a ladder or a hammer.

When I said I wanted the latter, I was surprised when the employee brought me a ladder

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Five. One to hold the lightbulb and four to turn the ladder.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, exactly.

One to hold your penis and one to turn the lightbulb.


I mean, *the ladder*.
I meant, one to hold the ladder and the other to turn your mother. The lightbulb. You know what I meant.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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My grand father died last week

I've been really sad but I'll always remember his last words " stop shaking the ladder you little fuck"
(I don't know if this has been posted before sorry if it has)

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