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Ladder Fall Jokes

13 ladder fall jokes and hilarious ladder fall puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ladder fall that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Ladder Fall Short Jokes

Short ladder fall jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ladder fall humour may include short falling off ladder jokes also.

  1. Two economists fall into a hole they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder.
  2. There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy... I always seem to fall into the ladder
  3. A Jew goes up a ladder. As he reaches the top a pound coin falls from his pocket.
    He climbed down to retrieve it and the coin hit him on the head.
  4. Ladders causes more accidents in homes than guns That's why I have 10 guns, incase some psycho tries to sneak in a ladder.
    Gravity Falls has the best jokes.

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Ladder Fall One Liners

Which ladder fall one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ladder fall? I can suggest the ones about ladder and climbing ladder.

  1. What do you call it when two ladders fall down? Co-ladder-al damage.
  2. What did the worker say as they were falling off a ladder O SHA-splat

Ladder Fall Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about ladder fall you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ladder up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ladder fall pranks.

A man is home and sees a gorilla hanging on his backyard tree.

So he naturally picks up the yellow pages and calls the gorilla Removal services. The professional arrives in less than ten minutes, and gets off his van with a pole, a ladder, a dog, a shotgun and handcuffs. He says "I see it's a male gorilla, so I'm taking the ladder up the tree and poke him with this pole. He's gonna fall, and my dog is trained to bite the crouch, so when the gorilla protects his groins, I handcuff him and bring him back to the wild. Hold this gun, please". The man asks "what do I do with it?", and the guy "If I fall from the tree, shoot the dog".

You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!
^(Source: Gravity Falls. Can't find a good clip of the moment)

Bear Remover

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his t**... and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

The gorilla catcher

A man wakes up one morning and found a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an advert for "Gorilla Catchers" He calls the number, and the gorilla cathcer, Santa, says he will be over in 30 minutes.
Santa arrives within 30 minutes and gets out of his van.
He's got a LADDER, a BASEBALL BAT, a SHOTGUN and a HUGE DOG.
"What are you going to do", the house owner asks?
Santa said, "I'm going to put this LADDER up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this BASEBALL BAT. When the gorilla falls off, the DOG is trained to grab the gorilla's t**... and squeeze. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the house owner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the house owner.
Santa replies, "If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, SHOOT THE DOG."

Bear Removal Service

A man in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad for "Up North Bear Removers." He called the number listed and the bear remover said he'd be over within an hour.
The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily scarred old pit bull.
"What are you going to do.?" the homeowner asked.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go
up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his t**..., and
not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the
cage in the back of the van."
He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun
for?" the homeowner asked.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."