Lactose Intolerant Jokes

Funniest Lactose Intolerant Short Jokes

Short lactose intolerant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lactose intolerant humour may include short dairy intolerant jokes also.

1. I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can't take it, but he can dish it out.
2. My new girlfriend dumped me when she found out I was missing a toe Apparently she's lactose intolerant.
3. I had to break up with my girlfriend after I ran over her feet with a lawnmower... I'm lactose intolerant.
4. What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air
5. I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant. We broke up because she couldn't stomach my cheesy jokes.
6. What do lactose intolerant people call a collection of meat and cheese? A shart tootery board
7. Pickup line : hello, are you lactose intolerant? Just wanted to make sure, my pickup line is very chessy. .
   I used that once...she laughed...her husband laughed i walked away...true story btw
8. I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.
9. I need to get a valentine's card for my lactose intolerant wife But they're all too cheesy
10. I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day... She's lactose intolerant.

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Lactose Intolerant One Liners

Which lactose intolerant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lactose intolerant? I can suggest the ones about lactose and intolerant.

1. What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant!? Non buy dairy.
2. I sure hope Pennywise isn't lactose intolerant... He seems to eat a lot of Derry
3. They say life is like a box of chocolates... And I'm lactose intolerant.
4. I'm glad my wife is lactose intolerant. We don't have to pose for pictures.
5. What do you call a lactose intolerant music artist? Post Provolone
6. Spray Cheese When you're lactose intolerant all cheese is spray cheese
7. I like my women like I like my milk That's the end of the joke, I'm lactose intolerant.
8. The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
9. Did you hear about the depressed lactose-intolerant woman? She committed soya-cide.
10. What did the lactose intolerant Mexican say? No whey Jose.
11. What do you call racist milk? Intolerant Lactose.
12. I'd tell you a dad joke... But I heard you were lactose intolerant
13. A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy
14. When you're trying to be cheesy But everyone around you is lactose intolerant
15. What polemon can you eat if you are lactose intolerant? Butterfree.
    Get it?
    GeT It?

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What funny jokes about lactose intolerant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tolerant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lactose intolerant pranks.