Lactation Jokes

14 lactation jokes and hilarious lactation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lactation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lactation Short Jokes

Short lactation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lactation humour may include short jokes also.

  1. my pregnant wife was feeling sensitive about her enlarged breast due to lactation, so I gave her a cute nickname to cheer her up. Apparently Dairy Queen wasn't the right choice.
  2. I still don't understand why they call it a nursing home. There is no way any of those old ladies are lactating.
  3. If you don't like it when women breastfeed in public, does that make you.. Lactate intolerant?
  4. What do you call it when a company that sells milk doesn't have have any cows in roles of power Lactation without Representation
  5. Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies? Because they lactate.

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Lactation One Liners

Which lactation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lactation? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Me: this milk tastes funny Lactating clown: thank you
  2. What is a lactating mother's favorite type of bread? Pumpernipple.
  3. What do you call a flamboyant gay man who is lactating? Dairy queen. :3

Lactation Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lactation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lactation pranks.

A single father needed breast milk for his infant baby and so he asked others how he could get it.

A colleague of his who was lactating offered to give her milk to the baby.
She became his breast friend.

Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."

Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."

So a biologist, engineer and physicist are called to help make a dairy farm more efficient...

The biologist tells the farmer that he should feed the cows certain hormones to make it lactate more. The farmer asked how much it'll cost and the biologist says it'll cost many thousands of dollars. The engineer proposes to make a better milking machine to get more milk per cow. The farmer asks how much it'll cost and the engineer says it'll cost many thousands of dollars. The farmer then asks the physicist how much his idea will cost. The physicist say "It'll cost nothing and can be implemented immediately!" The farmer was astonished and ask how this is possible. The physicist responds, "Now assume a spherical cow....."