Lacquer Jokes

5 lacquer jokes and hilarious lacquer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lacquer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Lacquer Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good lacquer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My uncle accidentally fell into a vat of lacquer.

He didn't have a good life, but he had a beautiful finish.

What's a pirates favourite paint?

Davy Jones Lacquer.

Why did Darth Vader kill the craftsmen for not using varnish to finish his wood death star project?

Because his lacquer faith was disturbing.

Did you hear about the carpenter that used his varnishing brush to attack a karate instructor?

He had a lacquer sensei.

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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