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26 laces jokes and hilarious laces puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about laces that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Laces Short Jokes

Short laces jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The laces humour may include short legs jokes also.

  1. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
  2. So I bought a pair of shoe from a drug addict yesterday. .. ... And I dunno what he laced them with but I've been trippin ever since
  3. A drug dealer sold me his shoes today I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day
  4. So my drug dealer got me these new shoes.. And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day
  5. Two guys are changing in a locker room, one is putting on lace knickers "Since when do you wear womens pants?"
    "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
  6. My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since
  7. I bought shoes from a drug dealer once… I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
  8. PSA: Don't buy shoes from your drug dealer. Trust me. I did. I don't know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day.
  9. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently. I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm still tripping.
  10. I bought shoes from a drug dealer today... I dont know what he laced them with but i have been tripping like crazy

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Laces One Liners

Which laces one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laces? I can suggest the ones about heels and coat.

  1. Why did my dog hallucinate after chewing my shoes? They were laced.
  2. How do you always keep your shoes tied? Replace the laces with earphones.
  3. I bought some drugs from the old lady who lives in a shoe. They turned out to be laced.
  4. What do Asian people use as blindfolds? Shoe laces.
  5. What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin? Short Attention Spam
  6. I'm gonna buy some velcro for my shoes instead of laces Why knot?
  7. Why dont people eat shoes? Because they've been laced
  8. Never drink something from a shoe... It's probably been laced with something.
  9. What do you say to your laces to make them go away? Shoo laces
  10. Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street? They might be laced with something..
  11. Why did the sneakerhead go to the hospital? His shoe was laced :)
  12. How was the man killed by his own shoes? They were laced with poison.
  13. Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops? ...because he can't lace them.
  14. What happened when the teacher tied everyone's laces together? They went on a class trip
  15. Why was the shoemaker arrested? His products were laced.

Laces joke, Why was the shoemaker arrested?

Entertaining Laces Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about laces you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pants jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laces pranks.

Lost in africa

Two friends became lost during a safari in Africa. Whilst discussing how to find their way out, they heard a viscous snarl to their left. Upon looking they saw what appeared to be a very hungry leopard. At that sight, one of them bent down and started tightening his shoe laces.
His friend said ''Hey are you crazy!!!! You can't outrun a leopard.''
His friend replied, '' Mate, i don't have to,I just have to outrun you!!!!''

Two men are walking in the woods when they see a bear

One man bends down to tighten the laces on his shoes.
The other man looks at him and says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear!"
The first guy, while tying his shoes, replies, "I don't need to outrun the bear. I just need to outrun you."

I just saw p**... in the Supermarket.

I noticed one of his shoelaces was undone, I said watch you don't trip over your laces p**....
p**... says "yeah it's the b**... instructions."
I said, "what instructions p**...?"
p**... says, "underneath the shoe, it says "Taiwan."

I'm thinking of buying some Velcro strips for my sneakers, and getting rid of the laces.

I mean, why knot?

How do n**... tie the laces on their boots?

In little knot-sies!
Credit to: u/son_of_stone

So this drug dealer sold me some shoe laces

I dunno what he put in them, but I've been tripping all day!

Irish Shoelace

I've just seen p**... in the local newsagent and one of his shoelaces was undone, so I said, watch out you don't trip up over your laces, p**....
p**... says, yeah, it's these b**... instructions.
I said, what instructions, p**...?
p**... says, underneath the shoe, it says 'Taiwan'.

Laces joke, Irish Shoelace