The Best 51 Laced Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these laced trippin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Laced Jokes and Puns

This is the last pair of shoes I buy from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with,

but I just keep tripping.

new shoes, new outlook on life.

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week.

So I bought some shoes from a guy on the street...

Anyways he turned out to be a drug dealer, and I'm not sure what they were laced with but I just keep trippin'.

Laced joke, So I bought some shoes from a guy on the street...

Today I bought some shoes from my local drug dealler..

I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day

So I bought a pair of shoes from a drug addict yesterday. ..

... And I dunno what he laced them with but I've been trippin ever since


I bought a new pair of shoes the other day

I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

I bought some shoes from my pill dealer on Friday.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all weekend.

Laced joke, I bought some shoes from my pill dealer on Friday.

I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with because I have been tripping all week.

I bought my shoes from a drug dealer

They must have been laced pretty badly, cause I've been trippin all morning

I was down in the sleazy part of town last night and saw this guy selling sneakers, he looked a bit like a druggy, but I bought a pair off him anyway

I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping since.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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So my drug dealer got me these new shoes..

And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day

So I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer....

I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

Bought sneakers from my drug dealer

Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours

I just bought a pair of Nike's from a drug dealer. (other brands are available)

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all night.

They just arrested my favorite shoe salesman thinking he was a drug lord.

They said all the shoes were laced and everyone was trippin.

Laced joke, They just arrested my favorite shoe salesman thinking he was a drug lord.

A drug dealer sold me his shoes today

I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day

A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana...

It was the laughing stock of the whole town.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm still tripping.


I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

So I got these shoes from my drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced it with but I have been tripping all day.

s/o to my professor for telling this joke to me today and giving me a good laugh.

My drug dealer just bought me a new pair of sneakers for Christmas

I can't tell what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas

I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since

I bought some drugs from the old lady who lives in a shoe.

They turned out to be laced.

Bought some shoes from a drug dealer

but I think he laced them because I've been tripping all day.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day

heard from the mailman who comes in to my shop with a new joke every day. He's making the world a better place one joke at a time

Don't buy shoes from drug dealers!

Whatever the guy laced them with - I was tripping for days!

My drug dealer sold me some shoes last night.

I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer today...

I dont know what he laced them with but i have been tripping like crazy

Never drink something from a shoe...

It's probably been laced with something.

I saw a man on the corner with a shoebox

And asked him what he was selling

Jordan's

How much?

50 bucks

Not a bad deal, what size are they?

11

Hey that's my size! I'll take them

It sure was a good deal, but he must have laced them with something, because I was tripping the rest of the morning.

Why did my dog hallucinate after chewing my shoes?

They were laced.

What did Caesar say when he found out someone laced his raw vegetable appetizer with E. coli?

Et tu crudite'?

My drug dealer gave me a pair of sneakers.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

Last night at the bar I ordered a drink that was served in a shoe...

... I'm pretty sure it was laced.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once

I don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day

What do you call a preponderance of evidence that your drink has been laced?

Probable Cosby.

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. ..

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.

Give a man a fish laced with potassium cyanide, and you feed him for a lifetime.

I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer.

I can't tell if they are laced or not but I've been tripping all day!

I bought some boots from a drug dealer once.

Dunno what he laced em with but I was tripping for days.

I got my shoes from the drug dealer recently...

I dont know what he laced them with but ive been tripping all day.

I bought these boots from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

I've started to get paranoid about hiding my drugs in my shoes

Every time I look at them, they look laced.

PSA: Don't buy shoes from your drug dealer.

Trust me. I did. I don't know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

Not sure what he laced them with, but I am trippin!

I just bought a pair of trainers from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

When I put my shoes on earlier I suddenly felt very ill and drowsy and the room started spinning

I think they might have been laced with something

What did the chameleon say when he walked across a tie-dye shirt?

Whoa, that last bug must have been laced with something!

I just bought shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was trippin all day

What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin?

Short Attention Spam

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.

Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.

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