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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
So I bought a pair of shoe from a drug addict yesterday. .. ... And I dunno what he laced them with but I've been trippin ever since
A drug dealer sold me his shoes today I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day
So my drug dealer got me these new shoes.. And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day
Two guys are changing in a locker room, one is putting on lace knickers "Since when do you wear womens pants?"
"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once… I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
PSA: Don't buy shoes from your drug dealer. Trust me. I did. I don't know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently. I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm still tripping.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer today... I dont know what he laced them with but i have been tripping like crazy

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Which laced one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with laced? I can suggest the ones about laid and glazed.

Why did my dog hallucinate after chewing my shoes? They were laced.
How do you always keep your shoes tied? Replace the laces with earphones.
I bought some drugs from the old lady who lives in a shoe. They turned out to be laced.
What do Asian people use as blindfolds? Shoe laces.
What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin? Short Attention Spam
I'm gonna buy some velcro for my shoes instead of laces Why knot?
Why dont people eat shoes? Because they've been laced
Never drink something from a shoe... It's probably been laced with something.
What do you say to your laces to make them go away? Shoo laces
Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street? They might be laced with something..
Why did the sneakerhead go to the hospital? His shoe was laced :)
How was the man killed by his own shoes? They were laced with poison.
Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops? ...because he can't lace them.
What happened when the teacher tied everyone's laces together? They went on a class trip
Why was the shoemaker arrested? His products were laced.

Laced joke, Why was the shoemaker arrested?

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What funny jokes about laced you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tied jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make laced pranks.

new shoes, new outlook on life.

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week.

So I bought some shoes from a guy on the street...

Anyways he turned out to be a drug dealer, and I'm not sure what they were laced with but I just keep trippin'.

Today I bought some shoes from my local drug dealler..

I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day

I bought a new pair of shoes the other day

I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

I bought some shoes from my pill dealer on Friday.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all weekend.

I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with because I have been tripping all week.

I was down in the s**... part of town last night and saw this guy selling sneakers, he looked a bit like a druggy, but I bought a pair off him anyway

I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping since.

Bought sneakers from my drug dealer

Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours

I just bought a pair of Nike's from a drug dealer. (other brands are available)

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all night.

They just arrested my favorite shoe salesman thinking he was a drug lord.

They said all the shoes were laced and everyone was trippin.

A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with m**......

It was the laughing stock of the whole town.

So I got these shoes from my drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced it with but I have been tripping all day.
s/o to my professor for telling this joke to me today and giving me a good laugh.

My drug dealer just bought me a new pair of sneakers for Christmas

I can't tell what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

Don't buy shoes from drug dealers!

Whatever the guy laced them with - I was tripping for days!

My drug dealer sold me some shoes last night.

I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

I saw a man on the corner with a shoebox

And asked him what he was selling
Jordan's
How much?
50 bucks
Not a bad deal, what size are they?
11
Hey that's my size! I'll take them
It sure was a good deal, but he must have laced them with something, because I was tripping the rest of the morning.

My drug dealer gave me a pair of sneakers.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

Last night at the bar I ordered a drink that was served in a shoe...

... I'm pretty sure it was laced.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once

I don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day

What do you call a preponderance of evidence that your drink has been laced?

Probable Cosby.

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. ..

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Give a man a fish laced with potassium cyanide, and you feed him for a lifetime.

I bought some boots from a drug dealer once.

Dunno what he laced em with but I was tripping for days.

I got my shoes from the drug dealer recently...

I dont know what he laced them with but ive been tripping all day.

I bought these boot from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

Not sure what he laced them with, but I am trippin!

I just bought a pair of trainers from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

When I put my shoes on earlier I suddenly felt very ill and drowsy and the room started spinning

I think they might have been laced with something

What did the chameleon say when he walked across a tie-dye shirt?

Whoa, that last bug must have been laced with something!

I just bought shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was trippin all day

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.

Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.

So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer this morning...

I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day.

I bought a pair of boots from my drug dealer yesterday

I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping since I tried them

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I gotta tell you, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day!

Last night at the party, I nearly choked on a shoestring.

I couldn't believe someone had laced my drink.

I bought some shoes from my dealer last night