Labyrinth Jokes

5 labyrinth jokes and hilarious labyrinth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about labyrinth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the funniest jokes and puns inspired by the classic cult movie, Labyrinth! Take a walk down the Pita Pathway with the amazing Mazda and have a laugh with these hilarious gags.

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Amusing & Witty Labyrinth Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What is a good labyrinth joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achiless' Horse.

Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar during the town's annual Halloween celebration. "I'd sure like to try out that giant corn maze they set up, but I'm afraid I'd get lost and kill half the day in there," the guy tells the bartender. "There is actually a guide you can hire that will take you through the entire labyrinth in just 60 seconds," the bartender reassures him. "It's a minute tour."

I just watched a fascinating documentary about labyrinths.

It was amazing.

I went into a labyrinth once...

On the way in, this guy told me there was this half-man, half-bull creature in there who would show me around.
I said "Will it take long to get round?"
He said "It's a minor tour".

If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman...

You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.

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